QPR have flown all of their fans to the Algarve for a week's holiday as they seek to make the most of a two-week break in fixtures. With no match this saturday, the club are using the opportunity to give 15,000 exhausted supporters a mid-season br...
A Thug who ran on to the Anfield pitch and threatened a goalkeeper in front of TV cameras has been banned from all football matches. Cat Anfield Cat aged 3, ran on to the Anfield pitch during Liverpool's Premier League tie with Tottenham Hotspur o...
Liverpool's jubilant Luis Suarez left the pitch last night at Craven Cottage waving to his fans with his middle finger stuck in the air. The gesture was totally misunderstood by the FA, and now they are reviewing his very friendly gesture. Why? Luis is a terrific loser, once upon a time whilst playing for Ajax in Holland he gave an opponent a love bite on the neck because he was so overjoyed at...
Keen to show he is as Politically Correct as the head of any other organisation, FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, has asked that supporters associations for football clubs across the UK to adopt politically correct chants. "We wish to cut out the swe...
The singing of West Ham fans during their nPower Championship football match against Nottingham Forest today has been praised by a top music expert. Hammers fans were in fine voice at Forest's City Ground as they watched their team take a 3-0 lead...
A slightly distorted and rather "Looney" Rooney fan actually had the balls to turn up at Liverpool's training ground wearing a Man Utd shirt and guess who's name was written on his back? Rooney! The Man Utd fan had just spent 6 weeks locked up in...
A female reporter from The Daily Tacky reported today about a new group of female fans following the Premiership League football players. The group is calling themselves TAGs, or Tarts And Girlfriends. This group is in no-way attached to the WAGs...
Premiership title holders are facing a major crisis as the club starts preparing for the new season. In the wake of the allegations about Ryan Giggs' personal life, thousands of disillusioned middle age women are threatening to dump the club after...
Dundee United fans have volunteered to do work at their ground in an attempt to save the club money. The Tangerine supporters have followed the lead from their rivals across the road - Dundee , who only recently came out of their second period of...
Football supporters' clubs have expressed concern about the ease with which fans now switch club allegiances. 'It's changing the face of football,' lamented George "Kicker" Boot, the supporters' club chairman of, bottom of League Two, Stockport Co...
Recent research by medical staff at the London School of Medicine has revealed that more and more hemorrhoid sufferers gravitate towards Premiership games at the "business end" of every season - otherwise known as "squeaky bum time". Those with mo...
In 1995, eminent American sex psychologist Burt Inglebrat wrote the award winning "Five Minutes Of Pleasure : A Lifetime of Commitment, a treatise on how a brief carnal event can lead to decades of maternal or paternal responsibility. Inglebrat ha...
It's being reported that hundreds of Liverpool fans are afraid to go near Fulham's Craven Cottage ground ahead of tonight's Premier League match because they're afraid of Mohamed Al Fayed's tribute Michael Jackson statue. According to eye witnesse...
The long running conspiracy to make it as difficult as possible to enjoy watching football kicked into overdrive with the news that Falkirk FC had increased their prices to £15.50 this weekend. This innovative idea ensured that many of the 4,000 p...
Recent research by the Institute of Psychology suggests that some football fans have been victims of a Supreme Being who has been tapping into their mental brainspaces over the last 2 years and has taken over their consciousness and thought processes...
Once looked upon as one of the most dedicated and fanatical groups in the world, football fans are alleged to be losing interest in the beautiful game at an alarming rate. And it's happening everywhere. Declining crowds are the norm in almost e...
It has been revealed that Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger was this week given unrivalled access in to the life of an Arsenal season ticket holder who verbally abused him from the stands throughout the second half of his teams shock defeat to Champions...
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