Arsenal may have to replay their narrow FA Cup win after an investigation into the game found the pink ball used was stupid. It stopped short of concluding the entire football industry was corrupt, tiresome and overpriced as that would have been too...
Following the controversy of the Andy Carrol goal that wasn't given at Wembley on Saturday, which allowed Chelsea to win the FA Cup 2-1, the Football Association have made the bold decision to have the game replayed - tonight at Anfield! In a shoc...
Two of the English Premier League's best known managers have been recruited to front a new advertising drive designed to encourage Brits to holiday at home. Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish and his Arsenal counterpart Arsene Wenger joined forces to f...
After Paul The Octopus took the 2010 World Cup by storm by correctly picking the winner in eight successive world cup matches upto and including the final, Sloof Sport News today discovered a meerkat is now attempting to repeat the feat starting with the FA Cup semi-finals. Mystic Mikhov the Meerkat is A cousin of Russian Meerkat Alexsandr, who viewers may know from the Compare The Meerkat webs...
At last night's Annual General Meeting of the Football Association (F.A.), there was heated discussion about whether to abolish penalty shoot-outs at the end of major cup final games. Penalty shoot-outs were originally used to give strikers and go...
Anton Ferdinand has been sent a recently fired bullet in the post, less than 24 hours before Queens Park Rangers' FA Cup tie against Chelsea. The Metropolitan Police confirmed that they had investigated a sinister package which...
QPR are beefing up security for their FA Cup tie against Chelsea, where Anton Ferdinand and John Terry are set to come face to face. However Chelsea have plans to a avoid further trouble on the pitch by instructing their skipper to wear an armban...
Chelsea's victory over Portsmouth in the third round of the FA Cup yesterday has been welcomed by a Pompey fan, though he is disapppointed by the London club's behaviour. As we reported on Saturday, Fratton Park 'superfan' Jake Seaport asked his h...
Following a traumatic first half of the season which saw Manchester United crash out of the Champions League and Carling Cup, the red devils announced that Paul Scholes has come out of retirement after just six months to answer the Old Trafford SOS -...
As the third round of the FA Cup arrives, most fans lick their lips in anticipation of excitement and upsets. But one fan is hoping his second-tier team will take pity on their Premier League opponents. Portsmouth "super fan" Jake Seaport is ur...
Mortified Manchester United fans could only reel back from their TV sets in abject terror this afternoon as the FA Cup 3rd Round draw was made at Wembley. It's Manchester City versus Manchester United at the Shittihead Stadium in the grand old tourna...
A US beer company whose product is renowned worldwide for quickly losing its fizz once opened has been announced as the new sponsor of the FA Cup, a competition that lost its own sparkle many years ago. The three-year £multi-million deal between B...
Eastlands: "Top at Last" read the press announcement from Man City as the misspelling of Mankini (the Borat version of the male bikini) and Roberto Mancini, 'current' Manchester City manager, made it to the top in the Ebay Spring & Summer Misspe...
The unseated members of the BNP who lost in the recent local elections have claimed that had they not been voted out of office, Stoke City Football Club would have won the F A Cup against Manchester City. Leader of the group, Noel Himmler said tha...
Voting in the Eurovision Song Contest has once again come under the spotlight as Peter Coates, chairman of Stoke City football club, who were defeated in the 2011 FA Cup final, claims voting in the event is a complete farce. And entertainment pund...
Manchester witnessed a huge party last night following its double football triumph. Manchester City fans were celebrating winning the FA Cup just a couple of hours after United had secured a record-breaking 19th league title. Such a double succ...
Following a 35 year hiatus, Manchester City finally became the pride of Manchester this afternoon, finally having their day in the sun, after for so long spent in the shadows of their illustrious neighbours. One second half strike by Yaya Toure de...
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