NEW ORLEANS - The former Queen of Cooking who has now become the nation's number one persona non grata was in the Big Easy hoping to land a job as a greeter at one of the town's Cajun food restaurants. As she was leaving the restaurant after her i...
NASHVILLE - Country music artist Wynonna Judd has just informed her fans and the music media that the plans for her cooking show have sizzled out like half a dozen slices of bacon. Judd said that the plans hit the kitchen floor after the shows exe...
NEW YORK CITY - Larry King and Regis Philbin have both said that even though most of the nation now considers Paula Deen a persona non grata they are willing to let her have her say on their top-rated talk show The Viagra View. King, who is 79, sa...
SAVANNAH, Georgia - National Focus Magazine is reporting that former cooking show host Paula Deen has been offered a job in England. Durango Tucker with NFM reported that Queen Elizabeth has been following the sad fall from grace of Paula Deen and...
SAVANNAH, Georgia - Just when it seemed that things could not get any worse for the Southern cooking gal, now comes word that her husband is thinking of filing for divorce. According to Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors, Mr. Paula Deen (Michael Groove...
SAVANNAH, Georgia - Paula Deen says that it looks like before it's all over she may have to end up selling her beloved Cornbread Acres Estates in Savannah, Georgia. Deen was interviewed by Vodka Vermicelli with the iRumors News Agency and the 66-y...
LOS ANGELES - Miramix Pictures in association with Tri-Moon Productions has just announced that filming on the new Charleen Belle Pinnzucker movie Oops! - The Paula Deen Story will begin within the week. One of the South's most popular singers Dol...
With just four more days left of ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!', TV cook Rosemary Shrager has been told to get the cook off the show by it's viewers. Rotund Rosemary, previously best known for her role on ITV's 'Ladette to Lady' when...
In a speech to a LGBT conference Nick Clegg admitted that he cooked socks while at university. "We were quite surprised," said Tanya Hyde, a lesbian from Lincoln. "Clegg kept going on and on about his sock cooking habits while he was a student. Li...
David Cameron was appalled last night to discover a leek in Number 10 Downing Street. The leek was discovered in the kitchens of the Prime Minister's home. "This is a travesty," said kitchen manager, Glen Williams. "I do not know how such a thi...
Teddy Sheringham has been explaining what was behind his 'tasty' foul on Gordon Ramsay during the recent Soccer Aid match that put the chef in hospital. It seems to have been the final course in a culinary food feud that goes back years. "I'm n...
Panzer Kitchenware Ltd. has developed a new set of kitchen utensils that are not exclusive for cooking. The new line of kitchen set collection, known as Propaganda War Set, contain pots, pans, and plates that look normal, but they're not ordinary...
Celebrity chef Gordon Pansay suffered several minor injuries at his restaurant in a heated incident yesterday. True to form, Gordon was leaning over the hot plates, intent on swearing at junior staff. But the hot plates were still red hot and sear...
Prices of various brands of cooking oil were expected to increase starting this week. The companies Kiba Shale and Princess Resurrection Chap'rone increased their cooking gas by $1.50 per liter and cooking diesel by $0.75 per liter. According t...
Foppish pig fiddler Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall was today at the centre of an arson inquiry, after the landmark river cottage was burnt down. Curly haired Hugh a celebrity chef known for his trademark lack of food hygiene and eating pigs testicles...
The Japanese have requested of the International Whaling Commission (COW) to harvest three times as many whales in 2012 as they harvested in 2011, and hunt just short of two hundred and fifty whales. "We've done a lot of research into just about e...
Britain's most notorious female serial killer, Rose West, is reportedly about to publish a cookbook, according to a prison service source . West was sentenced to life in prison in 1995, having been convicted on ten counts of murder and various dodgy...
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