HOLLYWOOD - Sacha Baron Cohen is definitely in the building. The twisted comic, lately seems to be getting more media attention that even Dick "The Dick" Cheney, who finally after eight years of uttering maybe 114 words as vice-president came out of...
Angry Pro-Hariri protesters were calling for her blood until they were dispersed by police using power sprays from local blood bank rations. Rice had been in Lebanon in a peace treaty convoy aimed at disarming Hezbollah and other middle eastern mu...
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - Now that she is no longer the secretary of state Condoleezza Rice has signed a contract with the Fox Network to have her own cooking television show. The show is being developed by the famed Ingrediential Culinaryistic Cui...
The scandal starved tabloid fotogs and reporters have never seen a more boring administration than the eight lean years of George W Bush. Even the Carter years look good with at least some lust even if it was only in his dirty little presidential hea...
Outgoing US Secretary of State Condo-sleezza Rice landed at Rockall International Airport yesterday amid tight security on the final leg of her round the world brown-nosing / say sorry tour, which has received acerbic criticism as being heavy on phot...
Islamabad (Dissociated Press)- Since the assassination of his wife, former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, President Zardari has been on the prowl for a mate. Preferably, one that is active in US politics. After being rejected by Governer Sarah Palin...
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice today showed her black musical roots, as she played wild rock'n'roll music on the piano at Buckingham Palace. She met the Queen in the early afternoon, and was being shown round the Palace when she suddenly ca...
US Secretary of State for only days now had always dreamt of playing the Palace. A brilliant pianist Secretary Rice got her wish when she played for the Prince and the Queen in Buckingham Palace. The aging Royal couple were exceedingly charmed by Ms...
The White House rocked today, when Hillary Clinton gave a politically incorrect rendition of 'Bye Bye Blackbird'. President elect, Obama was visibly shaken by her outburst, in the Oval Room, when he invited her to be Secretary of State. It was...
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is not at all pleased with the remarks that Al-Qaida's number two leader Ayman Al-Zawahiri made about her, Barack Obama, and Colin Powell. Al-Zawahiri called the three, 'house Negroes.' Whe...
The US State Department has gone into damage control after nude shots of outgoing Secretary Of State Condoleeza Rice appeared on some Internet sites over the weekend. The pictures were taken some 16 years ago when Ms Rice, then 38, was studying Po...
(New York, NY) "Maxim" magazine has come out with its "100 Hottest Cabinet Members". Number one was Condoleezza Rice. And in a surprising turn, coming in at number two was Abraham Lincoln's Secretary of State, William Seward. (Washington, D.C) "The Washington Post" reported that the Presidential candidate most likely to quote from "Dirty Harry", John McCain, is still behind Barack Obama in fu...
It's official. The Rice shortage in Britain is having no noticeable effect on the economy. Many economists thought that with Condoleezza Rice not having been seen in the UK for several months, this might be having a severe effect on the economy. H...
Today, a new charity was launched to provide rice for Cambodia, and its organisers cleverly called it Rice For Cambodia. The charity aims to encourage Cambodians to grow and harvest rice, and then send it to America and Australia, where Americans...
Carolina Condoleezza Rice went to Georgia and boy was she ever a real peach! The woman has helped to preside, along with worst presider and decider W, over the invasion of two sovereign nations thousands of miles from her country's shores and has reg...
Sheik Muhammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan, The Crown prince of Abu- Dhabi entertained (or was it the other way around) the US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice. Rice has just come from blasting the Persians for not giving her and mock husband Bush an ele...
Philadelphia PA-- Condoleeza Rice was obviously insane and very distressed as she addressed a small noontime crowd in front of City Hall today. The speech was made in front of homeless people, lost tourists and bored pigeons.
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