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Funny story: Student reveals bingo ball counting strategy - Bingo as we know it finished

Student reveals bingo ball counting strategy - Bingo as we know it finished

A math student who discovered and put into practice a bingo ball counting system at casino's, winning thousands in coverall jackpots in the process, has revealed the secret behind his system. The system which found a major flaw in the way that bingo...

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Funny story: American official deny G-bay inmates were forced to play online bingo

American official deny G-bay inmates were forced to play online bingo

Details are surfacing that officers at the Guantanamo bay navel base forced inmates to play online bingo in an attempt to 're-educate' them into western values. The leader of Al-queda, who wished not to be named, has posted a blog on his facetofac...

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Funny story: Celebrities to stage charity concert for A1B1 victims

Celebrities to stage charity concert for A1B1 victims

A concert for A1B1 (nobingo) syndrome sufferers, now nearly numbering double figures, is to be arranged next week sponsored by the big three online bingo operators. A spokesman for BIMGO (Bingo Is My Game OK) was overjoyed: "It really shows how h...

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Funny story: US accuses Iran of stockpiling Bingo Balls

US accuses Iran of stockpiling Bingo Balls

In an extraordinary development the USA and UK governments have accused Iran of stock piling massive quantities of Bingo Balls at a time when bingo players are suffering from the Nobingo (A1B1) syndrome. The US claims that a back packer in Tehran...

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Funny story: A1B1 syndrome cases increase - World government leaders to meet

A1B1 syndrome cases increase - World government leaders to meet

Bingo players from around the world are showing more signs of A1B1 syndrome due to not being able to play bingo because of the world bingo ball shortage. Governments around world led by the US and UK are to meet to discuss the crisis and how an A1B1...

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Funny story: World bingo ball crisis - Ping Pong players outraged

World bingo ball crisis - Ping Pong players outraged

After the big bingo demonstrations seen in the UK and USA it's now the turn of Ping Pong players to complain. Reports are coming in that UK and USA bingo players are looting ping pong sports halls and taking all their ping pong balls. Although un...

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Funny story: World Bingo Ball Shortage causes demonstrations

World Bingo Ball Shortage causes demonstrations

Rage at the world Bingo ball shortage caused many dozens of keen bingo players to take to the streets in the UK and America. The world shortage of bingo balls has forced many local bingo halls to close their doors indefinitely or go on two a day...

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Funny story: McCain suspends campaign for nap, bingo

McCain suspends campaign for nap, bingo

LOMBARD, IL (Friggemall Wire Services) - Republican presidential candidate John McCain surprised his staff and supporters by announcing this morning that he is temporarily suspending his campaign for three days, effectively immediately. "There wil...

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Funny story: President of Iran is secret part-time bingo caller

President of Iran is secret part-time bingo caller

The President of Iran, Iva Gotta Nodinnajacket, has confessed, in a no-holds-barred interview, that when he's not threatening Israel or learning to read, he has a penchant for calling out bingo numbers at his local bingo hall.

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Funny story: Regis Philbin's First Statement after Heart Bypass Surgery

Regis Philbin's First Statement after Heart Bypass Surgery

It was neither a greeting to family and friends nor an expression of relief that the surgery was over.

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Funny story: Cow-Patty Bingo Still Holds Southern Charm

Cow-Patty Bingo Still Holds Southern Charm

Anthropologists discovered today that there are traditions that southerners just aren't going to part with. And one of these traditions is cow-patty bingo.

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