World bingo ball crisis - Ping Pong players outraged

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Friday, 18 September 2009

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After the big bingo demonstrations seen in the UK and USA it's now the turn of Ping Pong players to complain. Reports are coming in that UK and USA bingo players are looting ping pong sports halls and taking all their ping pong balls.

Although unconfirmed, some bingo players have also taken marker pens and colored spray paint for uses unknown.

Hisomwin Eysdown, 28, national ping pong coach is enraged:

"It is silly for bingo players to steal our balls. As everyone knows the size of a certified ping pong ball is 27.7mm diameter whereas the legal size for a bingo ball is 25.3mm. They will simply get stuck in the blower pipe!

"Look, I know A1B1 (Nobingo) syndrome is a problem at the moment and I feel for bingo players in America and Britain, but countries like France and Italy are dealing with the problem without bingo players resorting to stealing ping pong balls. Those countries have supplied hundreds of bingo bags containing plastic tiles with the numbers 1 to 90 printed on. This system works just as well without the need of a machine. Why isn't our government doing something?"

The US and UK government says it will deal severely with ping ping ball looters.

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