Details are surfacing that officers at the Guantanamo bay navel base forced inmates to play online bingo in an attempt to 're-educate' them into western values.
The leader of Al-queda, who wished not to be named, has posted a blog on his facetoface social networking site stating that his brother, Westisbad Bin Laden, was forced at gunpoint to play the online bingo game at bingoisgoodforyou.web.
On the blog he rages, "Making Islamic peoples play online bingo is an huge insult as bingo is the game of the devil, especially when the six ball and sixty six ball come out together. The American infidels forced our martyrs to sign up under a false Yahoo account, in itself an act of satan, and given $100 dollars to play with. Officers (I spit on their children) did not even let them keep any winnings."
He also makes references to the attempt to Americanise terrorists by feeding them coke and 'cheesy wotsits' at random intervals while they were playing.
A spokesman for the American government General Lockemup said that the claims are totally unfounded. "All the terrorists are tied to posts with hoods on their heads for twenty three hours a day. How could we have possibly forced them to play bingo."
