Bingo players from around the world are showing more signs of A1B1 syndrome due to not being able to play bingo because of the world bingo ball shortage. Governments around world led by the US and UK are to meet to discuss the crisis and how an A1B1 epidemic can be averted.
A1B1 (Nobingo) syndrome is expected to increase by at least 150% by the end of the year jumping confirmed cases from three to about seven and a half. This huge percentage increase has sent shockwaves around the western world where bingo is said to be the biggest leisure activity after sleeping.
The US government has said it will consider a major financial package to help the situation. "As China is responsible for producing 98% of the worlds bingo balls, we shall also be considering a financial stimulus package to promote home grown production of US Bingo Balls."
When pressed about how much money the USA government would have to pay to create a US based bingo ball production plant in Houston, Mr. Hugh Cares replied "About six trillion dollars should cover it."
