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Funny story: Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin. While the...

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Funny story: Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt came to fame when she starred in the TV sitcom Partying with Five, in which she played Sarah Reeves Marin, a promiscuous teen tart. She also raised eyebrows (and male appendages) as Julie James in the 1997 motion picture I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. Her curvaceous body--she has an amazing rack!--made it clear that she had "grown" considerably, both as an actress and...

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Funny story: Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

INDEPENDENCE, Missouri - A 42-year-old woman identified as Madeline Schaffer took her 14-year-old daughter to The Shiver Me Timbers Water Park in Independence. Schaffer said that she and her little girl were having a fantastic time when all of a s...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Skimpy Bikini Photo is Allegedly Air Brushed, Photoshopped, and Altered Like Hell

Kim Kardashian's Skimpy Bikini Photo is Allegedly Air Brushed, Photoshopped, and Altered Like Hell

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend, Kim Kardashian has really been hurt by all the press about her being so fat that she is starting to resemble a human volcano. Of course her one-day-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries is the one who tag...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Blue Bikinied Baby Bump Papped

Kate Middleton's Blue Bikinied Baby Bump Papped

NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that Queen Elizabeth is fit to be tied (once again) over the over exposure of granddaughter-in-law Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge. Kate The Great and her husband William The Hubby were having a great time v...

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Funny story: Palace Rent-A-Pap Snaps Scrawny-Arsed Kate And Droopy Wills

Palace Rent-A-Pap Snaps Scrawny-Arsed Kate And Droopy Wills

Mustique - There's faux outrage from Buckingham Palace tonight at the publication of holiday snaps of Kate and Wills. Secretly commissioned by the Palace PR machine the bootleg pics in an Italian rag look carefully staged for a dank and blear Febr...

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Funny story: Thanks To Her Bare Bottom Photo, Katy Perry Has Received 873 Marriage Proposals

Thanks To Her Bare Bottom Photo, Katy Perry Has Received 873 Marriage Proposals

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just remarked on his L.A. radio show that he thinks that Katy Perry may just have broken the record for the most marriage proposals in 48 hours. He disclosed that he had spoken with the ex-Mrs. Russell Brand and she...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Puts Out A Poster Wearing A Very Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit To Raise Money For Nadya Suleman AKA OctoMom

Christina Aguilera Puts Out A Poster Wearing A Very Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit To Raise Money For Nadya Suleman AKA OctoMom

MALIBU BEACH - The beach that is the home to the stars was recently the setting for a photo shoot involving Christina Aguilera. Christina had recently heard about the sad financial situation that Nadya Suleman AKA OctoMom was in and she wanted to...

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Funny story: Geri Halliwell Pictures Spark Bikini Debate

Geri Halliwell Pictures Spark Bikini Debate

Women across the country have revealed they do no feel "bikini ready" after pictures in the press showed former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell displaying her 'perfect 10' body in a green two-piece. The average woman is a size 14 and weighs 10st 5lb, bu...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton eyes Nadal's awesome ballgame

Pippa Middleton eyes Nadal's awesome ballgame

Paris - "You're not supposed to say 'Her Nipples Stood Out Like Perky Ripe Acorns' as Pippa eyed Nadal's thrusting ballgame," a microblogger has warned adoring tennis fans. "It's more like 'Succulent Raspberries In The Summer Sunshine', guys!" ano...

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Funny story: Corrie's Michelle Keegan Photographed In The World's Most Miniscule Bikini - Lads' Mags Line Up In Bidding War

Corrie's Michelle Keegan Photographed In The World's Most Miniscule Bikini - Lads' Mags Line Up In Bidding War

Sultry actress, Michelle Keegan, probably better known as Tina McIntyre, out of the world's best loved soap opera, Coronation Street, has apparently been photographed in the world's most miniscule bikini, and the lads mags are knocking one another's...

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Funny story: Buxom Josie Goldberg Puts Her Three Sizes Too Small Bikini Swimsuit To The Test

Buxom Josie Goldberg Puts Her Three Sizes Too Small Bikini Swimsuit To The Test

MIAMI BEACH - One of reality televisions most recognizable personalities Josie Goldberg was in Miami Beach having a whale of a good time, ah lets change that to a heck of a good time. The voluptuous 26-year-old strolled and trolled up and down the...

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Funny story: Survivor's Jeff Probst Admires this Season's Bikinis

Survivor's Jeff Probst Admires this Season's Bikinis

Jeff Probst, hit television series host for the Survivor franchise has the unenviable task of distancing himself from contestants, especially when some of them look pretty good in a bikini. "Sometimes the distance isn't all that great", says assis...

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Funny story: Bikinis Worn To Church

Bikinis Worn To Church

Every weekend for the past four years, according to an article from "The Ugly Truth", the members of the New Beginnings Ministries church in Landsworth, Ohio have gathered together in front of The Foxy Box Strip Club and attempted to shame customers...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Caught Playing With Her Lover, Adam Waldron's Shuttlecock

Kerry Katona Caught Playing With Her Lover, Adam Waldron's Shuttlecock

MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona was showing off her fine-looking body while wearing a red bikini in the romantic city of Marbella Spain, a town noted for producing more fighting bulls than any other city in Europe. Katona certainly was not shy abou...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag, Vanessa Hudgens, and Holly Sampson To Star With Frankie Avalon In His 73rd Beach Movie - "Beach Blanket Viagra"

Heidi Montag, Vanessa Hudgens, and Holly Sampson To Star With Frankie Avalon In His 73rd Beach Movie - "Beach Blanket Viagra"

HOLLYWOOD - Frankie Avalon, a 50s and 60s movie icon, who appeared in almost every single beach movie ever made has just been signed to appear in Beach Blanket Viagra, which will be his 73rd beach movie. Appearing with Avalon will be Heidi Montag,...

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