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Funny story: Survivorman Rides Giant Turtle to Safety

Survivorman Rides Giant Turtle to Safety

Lake Okeechobee, Florida (IP) - Survivor man Les Stroud jumped on the back of a 20 foot wide cooter turtle and rode it to safety in Lake Okeechobee last night. He had been filming a Survivorman episode on the west set of the lake near Indian Prairie...

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Funny story: Survivorman Has Head Shrunken by Irate Natives

Survivorman Has Head Shrunken by Irate Natives

Quebec, Ontario (IP) - Survivorman Les Stroud was captured by irate natives of the Bongo Bongo tribe in the Amazon Jungle yesterday and had his head shrunken down to the size of an orange. They did not kill him, they just shrunk down his head.

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Funny story: Man Vs Wild Quietly Disappears

Man Vs Wild Quietly Disappears

TV Land, Ether Island (IP) - Our entertainment reporter recently noticed that the television show, Man Vs Wild has disappeared into thin air. It has gone the way of the DoDo bird, the Edsel, and the bird flu never to be seen nor heard from again. T...

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Funny story: Man Vs Wild Survivorman Will Join Forces

Man Vs Wild Survivorman Will Join Forces

Cape Canaveral, Florida <):O) (IP) (O:(> - On August 27th Mars and the Earth will be only 678,000 miles apart. It will become relatively simple to send spacecraft to Mars for about 30 days during which time Les Stroud and Bear Grylls will tea...

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Funny story: Survivorman Takes on the Elements

Survivorman Takes on the Elements

Montreal, Canada (IP) - Tonight is the opening night for Les Stroud's Survivorman fall season. This show, along with Man Vs. Wild, have enjoyed phenomenal growth in their popularity this year and tonight's episode promises to be a good one.

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Funny story: Man vs Wild Adventures Authenticated

Man vs Wild Adventures Authenticated

Kookamanga, Belize (IP) - An investigative reporter has verified that Bear Gryll's adventures are indeed bona fide.

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Funny story: Man vs Wild 2007 Mystery Solved

Man vs Wild 2007 Mystery Solved

Hollywood, California (IP) - TheSpoof.com reporters have unravelled the growing Man vs Wild mystery that has been tormenting fans worldwide. The Man vs Wild series is also known as Bear Grylls: Born Survivor on British TV and is shown there on Chann...

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Funny story: Bear Grylls a little grizzly

Bear Grylls a little grizzly

Following revelations that Bear Grylls, the ex-SAS star of 'Born Survivor' had stayed nights in a hotel instead of surviving on a desert island, there was more startling news yesterday.

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Funny story: Man VS Wild Episode Filmed in Palm Beach

Man VS Wild Episode Filmed in Palm Beach

Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - Bear Grylls was interviewed today by TheSpoof.com's entertainment reporter Heywood Jablowmee and has revealed that an upcoming episode will feature the tough survival star surviving a week on the famous barrier island o...

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