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Funny story: Was Elaine Marshall also top suspect in Anna Nicole son's dodgy smack death?

Was Elaine Marshall also top suspect in Anna Nicole son's dodgy smack death?

Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): An inquest into the September 2006 death of Daniel Smith has heard of his mother's recorded suspicions that her former step-daughter-in-law, Elaine Marshall, may have been linked to attempts to pare down t...

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Funny story: "Not Dead" Anna Nicole Smith spotted on the surface of Uranus

"Not Dead" Anna Nicole Smith spotted on the surface of Uranus

Many thought that Anna Nicole Smith - the Playboy Playmate who was married to an octogenarian billionaire, who saw her son die while visiting her in hospital after having a baby, married her lawyer before burying her...

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Funny story: Elaine Marshall suspected in Anna Nicole death probe? Birkhead demands answers

Elaine Marshall suspected in Anna Nicole death probe? Birkhead demands answers

California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Elaine Marshall, the former daughter-in-law of Anna Nicole Smith's late octogenarian husband J Howard Marshall II, is being linked to a series of California authorities' raids connected to the former stripp...

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Funny story: Rita Cosby vows to publish gay Stern porn videos amid $60 million defamation suit

Rita Cosby vows to publish gay Stern porn videos amid $60 million defamation suit

Atlanta - (Ass Mess): Veteran TV news anchor and ex-MSNBC senior correspondent Rita Cosby has vowed to publish gay porn videos in support of her book that claims Anna Nicole Smith's ex-partner and lawyer Howard K Stern and Larry Birkhead, father...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith's ghost haunts Oscar Wyatt Jr's Oil-for-Fraud trial

Anna Nicole Smith's ghost haunts Oscar Wyatt Jr's Oil-for-Fraud trial

New York - (Ass Mess): The ghost of Playboy centerfold model Anna Nicole Smith has come back to haunt one of her ex-husband's former business partners, Oscar Wyatt Jr, whose New York trial in the Saddam Hussain Oil-For-Fraud conspiracy has opened...

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Funny story: Dannielynn Birkhead Gives Thumbs Down to Kentucky Birthday Party

Dannielynn Birkhead Gives Thumbs Down to Kentucky Birthday Party

Anna Nicole Smith's daughter was appalled when she learned what her dad, Larry Birkhead, has planned for her first birthday -- a party in Kentucky. "Kentucky?" she babytalked in disbelief and horror.

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith death-room 'was hexed by shaman'

Anna Nicole Smith death-room 'was hexed by shaman'

Miami - (Rioters): The Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino room where ill-fated Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith met her untimely death in February this year may have been hexed by a shaman according to new evidence.

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith's baby disinherited

Anna Nicole Smith's baby disinherited

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): It's enough to make Judge Larry Seidlin weep with remorse: Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn Marshall Birkhead appears to have been deliberately disinherited from her late mother's will according to d...

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Funny story: Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole's Baby Gets Breast Implants

Anna Nicole's Baby Gets Breast Implants

Howard K Smith announced today that Anna Nicole's love child Hannah, fathered by good guy photographer Larry Birkhead has decided to give the small infant her first set of breast implants.

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith's will 'leaves her $$$s to Scientology'

Anna Nicole Smith's will 'leaves her $$$s to Scientology'

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): An alternative will apparently drawn up on Anna Nicole Smith's instructions just days before her sudden demise leaves her entire estate 'real and contested' to the Church of Scientology according to documents fil...

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Funny story: Al Gore requests Anna Nichole Smiths' remains be exhumed

Al Gore requests Anna Nichole Smiths' remains be exhumed

Following up on his Documentary film, Former Vice President Al Gore says he "Is concerned with the environment, and wishes for Anna Nichole Smiths' remains to be exhumed, due to a possible ecological impact on the surrounding soil."

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Funny story: Virgie Arthur planning invasion of the body snatchers if denied official visitation rights

Virgie Arthur planning invasion of the body snatchers if denied official visitation rights

Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Anna Nicole Smith's mother is secretly planning to exhume and take home to Texas her dead daughter and grandson Daniel's remains from Nassau if she doesn't get her way in the courts with full custody of baby...

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Funny story: Larry and His Baby Heading Home

Larry and His Baby Heading Home

Larry Birkhead, the Los Angeles based photographer/former boyfriend of Anna Nicole Smith, will soon be home with his baby. Not home to Kentucky, but back to California, where homosexuals, especially homosexuals with babies, are more readily accepte...

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Funny story: New Twist in Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Row

New Twist in Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Row

A huge twist was announced today in the Anna Nicole Smith paternity saga when it emerged earlier results were actually false.

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Funny story: Anna Nicole to Wed in Williams Day of the Dead

Anna Nicole to Wed in Williams Day of the Dead

Rumours from the Palace are rife that Prince William may be considering tying the knot with the late Anna Nicole Smith. Royal commentators have speculated on the new love-match which apparently the Queen approves of.

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith Diaries For Sale On E-Bay

Anna Nicole Smith Diaries For Sale On E-Bay

Two diaries written by Anna Nicole Smith will be auctioned off on E-Bay, with a reserve price set at $25,000 each. Both were listed for sale in a private auction, but none met the minimum price. The auction house felt that it was because all of the...

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