With the overturning of Roe v Wade, the United States will soon become a fundamentalist Christian nation. Women and girls will no longer be able to vote, to hold government positions (sorry, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert, you’ll soon b…
An overheard discussion between Donald Trump and one of his handmaidens (aka, live-in hookers). Seems old Donny is worried about not being able to get abortions for his many mistresses and account-expense hookers, nor his wife or daughters. “If I…
An unborn fetus packing an AR-15 was spotted running out of its mother’s vagina trailing its umbilical cord, tugging mama with it, as it attempted a second try at killing Supreme Court “Just Us”, Brett “Frat Boy Slim” Kavanaugh. But Kavanaugh just…
Kentucky has finally made abortion illegal, as God and Baby Jesus meant for it to be. Now incest can thrive and return backwoods hillbillies to the numbers they once enjoyed during their heyday. “How come I cain’t screw ma daughter?” one native K…
The best thing about 2021? Donald Trump is out of the White House. The worst thing about 2021? Donald Trump nearly succeeded in destroying U.S. Democracy. He came close. He and his cronies worked their collective tails off with desperate back…
An aide nervously enters President-reject Trump's office. "Sir, there appears to be a problem with the birth control bill you're planning on pushing before Congress when you get re-elected." "Oh, now what?" complained the once jovial, no…
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