The Crisis is over. Barack Obama has improved his bowling score since moving into the White House. 'Phew' say many, wiping their foreheads and relaxing. Not retards though. It seems the President has a 'thing' about 'those' people. The President...
Washington,DC/ Senatorial News - Genocide amongst Democrats continues apace, as panic attacks threaten to freeze progress in the New Administration, and Liberals continue to flail out with long sharp knives to keep from having their short comings dis...
Washington, DC - Barack Obama made history yet again today, giving a speech on Last Call with Carson Daly where he explained how money from the board game Monopoly will become the new national standard. "Gone are the days when Americans on Baltic...
An Indiana mother of three who recently lost her job and doesn't know where her rent check will be coming from recently asked the President to stop talking about her. "It's pretty embarrassing" said the woman and added "I know the stimulus pac...
Jamie Oliver is said to be "well up fer it" after Downing Street announced that Gordon Brown is planning to take Barack Obama to his restaurant 15, when he comes to the UK for the G20 Summit. It is thought that security teams visited the restauran...
Penis Sheaths are flying off the shelves after President Barrack Obama made a fashion statement of his own by showing up at one of his first cabinet meetings wearing nothing but. His stunned staffers quickly got their own sheaths and soon the look wa...
EL PASO - President Barack Obama has decided to send 10,000 U.S. Troops down to the Texas-Mexico border due to the ever increasing violence being caused by the warring drug cartels in sunny old Mexico. The troops will be commanded by Brigadier Gen...
President Obama responded to a question thrown at him today by a Greenpeace activist: "What are the President's views on global warming?" President Obama cleared his throat. before announcing: "Whoah Mercy Mercy Me. Whoah, things ain't quite...
We're hearing that British PM Gordon Brown, on being introduced to US First Lady Michelle Obama, seated himself at a Moog synthesizer and burst into song. "Isn't she lovely," he crooned. "Isn't she wonderful. Isn't she pretty, and less than fifty...
US President Barack Obama today sent a resoundingly strong message of support to beleaguered UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown. The President delivered his address with an unprecedented dance routine, as he told Brown: "Now if you feel that you ca...
CHANDLER, AZ - It is reported by activists here that Obama is outraged at home owner's associations (HO) for contributing markedly to carbon-dioxide pollution as well as hampering solar energy. Mr. Interswien, Obama spokesperson, as well as promin...
Washington,DC/ Report from the Surgeon General/Urgent! - President Obama declared a state of emergency today and imposed martial law after D.C. Health Officials stated the HIV/AIDS rate was 3% of the population and climbing. All approaches to the...
The Obama administration today promised that by the time 2012 comes around Americans will not only know how to panic but will have good reason to. The promise comes just days after President Obama said that he was "dissatisfied" with the reaction to...
Washington AC/DC - (Notorious Mess): The Bernard Madoff Ponzi probe took a new twist this weekend with the sudden and abrupt resignation of President Obama's new National Intelligence Council pick Charles Freeman. The former US envoy to Saudi Arab...
Guantanamo Bay/ Federal Economic Detainee News - A shaken Bernie Madoff, FINALLY placed in Federal Custody, was removed to isolation in this Cuban Federal Penal Colony after sexual threats from Bankrupt Inmates said they were planning to have him Stu...
In an exclusive interview for Playman magazine President Barack Obama has revealed how he and Michelle have settled into political life at the White House. "Pretty much the minute we walked through the White House door our clothes came off, politi...
Washington - Sources close to President Obama have disclosed today that George W. Bush is to become the new presidential financial advisor within the next few weeks. The White House has not issued a formal recommendation to Congress and has hinted t...
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