The Crisis is over. Barack Obama has improved his bowling score since moving into the White House. 'Phew' say many, wiping their foreheads and relaxing. Not retards though. It seems the President has a 'thing' about 'those' people.
The President, live on the Jay Leno Show, when asked by Leno "You famously said you hated retards and the Special Olympics, does that still stand?" The President replied "Yes - I hate them, now back to my bowling…....."
Many are disgusted with the President - but he is unrepentant - in a statement to the Retard Association of America - which has over 99,000,000 members - he said, in a South Wales accent, "'You' people need to chill and let me bowl - you retards fuck me off you do, boyo"
Tom Jones wears a wig made out of pubic hair shaved from the groin area of Xam Clifford (which is an anagram).