In a sudden U-turn the Government is attempting to boost smoking in the UK by offering free time off work while you try to quit. The Minister for Health expects the new incentive to encourage at least 100 million new smokers within the next 12 months...
Tiny polar bear Knut was today in a state of shock after learning the origins of his unusual name. Knut's keepers let slip the truth while teasing the little bear with a bog brush during his playtime earlier today. Keeper Wilhelm Von Ostennburg s...
American Idol has signed up wafer-thin Brit Keira Knightley to star in a charity version of the show. Keira, who has been advised not to turn sideways on the stage, will be grinding out Thin Lizzy number "Ginger in the Jar", alongside Teri...
Shocked diners in London today discovered that the carefully prepared meal in front of them was in fact another diner's severed penis.
Kryptonite has been discovered in large quantities in a mine in Serbia to the delight of Superman fans, who now argue that the case for his existence has been proved.
In a surprising statement today Russian news agency TASS claimed that former Soviet President Boris Yeltsin died from alcohol poisoning. They are investigating a top pathologists claims that the alcohol may have been administered over several years i...
Startled residents in a small town just outside Stoke on Trent today awoke to find their Town Hall painted over in a glorious technicolour mural signed "Bansky". However, in stark contrast to other valuable paintings by the hyper-cool globa...
100 million litres of raw sewage was today pumped into the Firth of Forth in what the Scottish Tourist Board hailed as a "fantastic" move.
In a shock statement by the BBC today it was revealed that the actors used inside the shells of the terrifying Daleks in the new Dr Who series are in fact Gummi-bears. A spokesman today commented that the only creatures small enough to fit in the gap...
A four year report today concluded that exams are in fact getting easier. Today, students with lower IQs can expect to get higher grades in GCSEs, AS levels and A levels than 40 years ago.
Angelina Jolie's agent today confirmed that the Pitt-Jolie's have started adoption proceedings for popular baby polar bear Knut. The couple hope to bring home the new addition to their ever expanding family next Wednesday, although the stars...
Popular polar bear Knut was fast becoming a headline attraction until one discerning onlooker pointed out that he was in fact a stuffed toy.
After months of hype surrounding the content of his self penned autobiography, nineteen month old Sean Preston Federline has today released his book at a nanny-supervised book signing attended by the worlds media.
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