Where else but in America can you be a writer and a comic all at the same time... About the time the movie "Junior" came out in movie houses nation wide, I got this invite to a costume party and well being the average guy that I am when it comes to deciding things I turned to a woman I was dating (a Nurse of all things, which I love by the by women in a nurses uniform, but I am getting...
1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
The gas station across the street from my apartment doesn't open until 7am, so I took my morning plop plops at the pay toilet down the hall from my apartment. Both stalls are a dime, and it would make more sense to shit in the pay hole down the hall, but now that the apartment house owner has added toilets for transexuals, bi, gay, men, women, and hermaphrodite's, plus extra toilets for un...
The citizens of Tokyo were trying to come to terms with the latest attack of a giant robot, which destroyed the city's underwear vending machine district.
Women's football has never been so popular, with both FA Cup semi-finals played at Wembley in front of capacity crowds.
What is "female" without the "male"? This isn't a question put up because it's "yes brainer" (as in opposite of "no brainer"), but because there is immense depth in these few words. Just recently it was revealed that Hillary Clinton is a woman, bu...
Professor Hinginbottom from the University of Life has successfully created a female girlfriend for himself under laboratory conditions.
Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting, and men for punch forsook hewing and splitting. Now, women return to spinning and men love hoeing again. What maintains one vice would bring up two children...
It has come to my mind, that men do show some similarities between themselves and dogs. However, women have similarities between themselves and badgers. Here is what I have noticed:...
A Duke University study has shown some insight into the mind of women. They have not 'cracked the code', but they are now understanding more about what women mean when they say certain things. Offering $1,000 to 100 subjects, researchers have found out the meaning to the following:...
A renagade scientist claimed that all women are less intelligent than retarded dogs. When quizzed about the remarks he seemed shocked that a woman reporter even looked him in the eye, slapped her and told her to "go home, bitch".
In the upcoming April, 2008 issue of the prestigious "Journal of Macho," an article by Dr. Zauber Flöte provides critical information as to why men have a ball-busting time with women sexually. Key findings are presented below: WHERE WOMEN FAIL...
Ivor Hardon - Doctors have made a brilliant breakthrough discovery using Guantanamo-style lie detection techniques that millions of girls are lying about the existence of the G-spot.
A woman in Serbia turned down more than 150 marriage proposals because she has not met the right man.
As part of the nature/culture division (Ortner 1974), we see numerous representations of stupid women in popular culture. The division of the world into the male symbolic realm of culture and the female domestic realm leaves women as intellectually inferior.
Many estates are spent in the getting, Since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting,...
SYDNEY, New South Wales - A demonstration in Centennial Park brought together close to 3,000 women protesters. Fortunately, most of them were wearing thongs, so the Fire Brigade didn't have to be called.
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