Printing more greenbacks than ever before, the presses at several of the Nation's currency factories have had to be shut down due to large plumes of smoke wafting from the internal gears which provide their power. "It's just not a good situat...
Hong Kong - It seems British conglomerates are having their fair share of problems these days with uber expensive leaks. There appears to be no end in sight to the BP oil spill off the southern coast of the United States which has now reached catastr...
A leading high street lender has admitted you are more likely to be run over than get a mortgage approved with their bank, and only slightly less likely to die in the bath. Banks appear to be 'advertising their wares' more than ever but an insider...
In recent months, many schools across the UK are finding their historical build, and engraved memories - which may perhaps be recognised as Graffiti - to be frowned upon. Therefore, councils have deemed it absolutely necessary that a vast abundance o...
Juanita Maria Josephina Guadalupe de Jesus Gomez Gomez Rodriguez Gonzalez of Las Cruces, New Mexico is upset at the local school system. She claims that the free education promised her by the government is not free in her district. Through an int...
Markets were spooked this afternoon after Mervyn King, governor of the Bank of England took 'the pound' out for lunch and forgot to put it back. Brokers, some of them sober, were incensed that the pound could not be traded this afternoon and asked...
The Duchess of York, tracked down on the coast of France where she was hiding out after revealing tapes showing her selling herself for money, claims she got the idea from former President Bill Clinton who proposed auctioning himself off to the highe...
Jeremy Anderton, a friendly jogger living in Ames, Iowa, has collected over $10,000 worth of coins in his lifetime. Said Anderton, "You have no idea what you can find when there's nothing else worth searching for in your life." Each day...
Malcolm Hurlston of the Consumer Credit Counselling Service proposed today that clients should have to pass an exam before being allowed a mortgage. Here at Spoofnews, we have obtained a draft copy of some of the exam questions: Dodgy Back Street Lender: Please answer all of the following questions by circling the appropriate answer: 1) Would you like a mortgage? Yes Reputable High...
John Milsap, a retired 89 year old farmer from Stanton, Nebraska, reported that his wife, Irina, threw away his collection of gold Double Eagle coins that he stored in a 10 gallon milk can located in the hay-loft of his barn. He estimated that there...
The elves who reside at the end of the rainbow have filed a lawsuit against the Obama administration. The elves are claiming that his secret service broke into there houses in the middle of the night and confiscated all the gold they have saved u...
In a shocking break from party lines Vice president and Nobel peace-prize winner Al gore is suing the Obama administration for "gross negligence" over environmental issues. He stated that the planet is running out of trees for paper needed to supp...
The United States Treasury Department has announced that, effective with the 2011 printings, the United States will produce $50 bills with the image of late president Ronald Reagan. At the same time, they will also make $3 bills with the image of cu...
Steve Saari, who lives near the Spruce Goose in McMinnville Oregon, is a high-flying intellectual investor. Mr. Saari invests in rare British vehicles without seats and has been quoted as saying " who needs to sit down on the way to the bank". His...
Investigative reporter Ian Burns has been investigating what he calls THE MONEY TO BURN SYNDROME and is calling for an end to this madness now. Ian explained that he is pissed off hearing about overpaid sportsmen,actors and corrupt overpaid politi...
In an historic move Federal Reserve Secretary Ben Bernanke has named Friday March 5 as the last day for money printing in the United States. "Sometimes you just get to where you have to call it a day." said the Fed Chief during an unusually rambli...
The Mafia's money is being seized by the Illuminati as the New World Order continue their campaign to take money off every organisation that is not Illuminati controlled. Police in Sicily have seized Mafia assets totalling 1.6 Billion Euros and in...
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