Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 27 February 2010

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Here is your appearance money don't disappear to soon

Investigative reporter Ian Burns has been investigating what he calls THE MONEY TO BURN SYNDROME and is calling for an end to this madness now.

Ian explained that he is pissed off hearing about overpaid sportsmen,actors and corrupt overpaid politicians fiddling their expenses. There is also the problem with businesses and charities and other organisations wasting money while people are starving to death in Africa.

Andy Murray the tennis player was recently paid £250,000 appearance money to appear in the Barclay's Dubai Tennis tournament. He played only two matches went out in the second round and said "I was only practising" What a waste of £250,000.

When the banking crisis happened idiots in the UK Government used tax payers money to prop up the banks and did not make changes to the way the Banks operate like stopping them taking BILLIONS of pounds of bonuses even when a bank makes BILLIONS of pounds of losses.

Looks like this Money Madness is going to continue.

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Topics: Money, Andy Murray

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