Buckingham Palace has taken the pre-emptive step of announcing that under no circumstances will the Duchess of York be in a position to sell, lease, trade, swap, barter, boot sale or otherwise undertake to procure invitations to the upcoming nuptials...
London, England. The press are eagerly embarking on a feeding frenzy since it was revealed that the recently engaged to be married Prince William has secretly proposed to about twenty other women including Victoria Beckham, Emily Watson and, surprisi...
Members of the Royal Family will, for the first time ever, pose nude for a calendar, to be sold in aid Prince William's wedding bills. "Well of course we could ask the government to stuff a few more sheets on the press when they're printing their...
Over in England, everyone is abuzz about the announced engagement between "Kate and William". But this is not just a story of romance, it's an inspiration to regular "blokes" everywhere. William is the product of a broken home. By age 28, he was...
London - (Mind The Gap Mess): The blighted royal wedding claimed its first victim when a polo playing pal of Prince Charles jumped in front of a Central Line train on Wednesday. Commuters said a worried looking 'toff' was reading freesheet Kate &...
Spoof writer, Lady Godiva, recently caught up with two of her favourite characters, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both hailing from Middlesbrough, Cleveland (?) England. Lady G. met the girls in their favourite restaurant at Morrison's Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough branch. When asked their opionions on the recent 'Royal Engagment' Takwana commented, "Oh yeah! A did 'ear summat abou...
"Days off for everyone!" - That's the promise given by Prime Minister David Cameron if people buy Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding gifts. Like they don't have enough shit in their house, David Cameron has promised that anyone who buys the...
London - (Prenup Mess): As hush money goes the figure sounds just about right. Worried Abbey officials say their insurance firm insists on the full £10 million wack in case of being sued for aiding and abetting bigamy, humbug and a right royal rec...
Jeddah, Sordid Arabia - (Prenup Mess): The Saudis are livid and have thrown down the gauntlet about Prince William's polygamy rites (sic). Unless he fully converts and publicly admits his four wife entitlement rights the fight with the Afghanis wi...
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): There's lies, damned lies and bloody royal wedding whoppers. And as massive great big con tricks go this one really takes the effing biscuit. Last night a UK DNA testing unit confirmed what the red top hackin...
Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man. Palace...
The announcement that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be embarking on nuptials has left the whole world rejoicing the build up to another Royal wedding. However, shocking revelations have recently come to light that are difficult to even c...
In these times of government imposed austerity, the Royal Family have been warned not to indulge themselves in their usual excesses, when the time comes for Prince William and Kate Middleton to marry. Palace officials are acutely aware that the co...
LONDON - England's Bloomin' British Babes Calendar Company has just announced that they will be putting out a nude 2011 calendar featuring none other than Kate Middleton, the soon-to-be-wife of Prince William. Company spokesperson Byron Thameswate...
A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...
London - (Portents): The happy couple have picked Friday 1st July to get hitched. It would have been Princess Diana's 50th birthday and is way too good an opportunity to pass over milking. A bit of help from astrology pals has seen Wills and Ka...
It ain't over till it's over. Yesterday Prince William and commoner Kate Middleton announced their engagement. Prince William presented Kate Middleton with the ring Prince Charles got engaged to Lady Diana with. Times are tough and Prince William did...
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