In an e-mail which was leaked this morning from the White House, details are now emerging about how Barack Obama plans to finance his health care initiative, a corner-stone of his policy platform during the early stages of his presidency, although to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Spokesman Cal Colfax has confirmed that a computer hacker has broken into Michelle Obama's White House computer. The incident occurred while the first family was vacationing in Arizona. Colfax said that surveillance...
Washington AC/DC - (Rioters): A Hollywood movie mogul paid millions to professional make-up artists to create the latex masks that became the faces of Barack and Michelle Obama. The revelation emerged after White House aides noticed a strong smell...
Chemists called to the White House to test the composition of sludge in Michelle Obama's organic garden have discovered that it is human feces dating to the Clinton Administration. The First Lady was attempting to grow a true, organic garden and was...
Serial womaniser and part time Italian President Silvio Berlusconi has scored with Michelle Obama. He was seated beside her at the welcome dinner for the world leaders attending the G8 summit. There was some chat, many smiles and some very obvi...
WASHINGTON DC-Produce from the White House organic garden has been found to contain several commonly used pesticides, forcing the First Lady to come clean. Lettuce and cherry tomatoes carried home from a White House organic garden harvesting event...
London (FTB newswire) The underground website Hack in the Box confessed this week that one of it's members had infiltrated the U.S. Governments most secure network. A hacker known as "k0mrade" claims he broke into the ultra top secret National Securi...
If Oprah Winfrey is feeling stabbing pains between her shoulder blades, it may be a knife from the First Lady. But there's two opinions going around over the recent coolness between the two. According to a Michelle sympathizer, "She's (Oprah) rea...
Notre Dame, Ind.- Some are calling it the miracle of Notre Dame. others, including the Holy See-which is justly skeptical of such things-are more reserved. Michele Obama has reportedly made three appearances before a peasant girl at the Grotto at...
PORT-OF-SPAIN, TRINIDAD: Looking gorgeous as she descended from Air Force One at the Summit of the Americas, Michelle Obama was mobbed by paparazzi. Dressed in a lovely off-the-shoulder outfit which showed off her toned upper arms, the First Lady wa...
Washington AC/DC - (X-Files Mess): An alien crop circle that virtually destroyed Michelle Obama's newly planted White House herbaceous border was identified today as possibly the work of an Iranian-groomed UFO. The geometric 'Two Finger' etching a...
Since the Queen has taken up with hip young thang, Michelle Obama thangs have changed in the royal palace. fashion has grown surprisingly modern and the decor has a shocking new African theme. Her Majesty has been out and about to all hours of the ni...
Washington, D.C. - Inspired by her popular reception of her article in "Essence" magazine about her role in the White House, Marian Robinson, 71, Barack Obama's mother-in-law has decided to write a behind the scenes tell-all book addressing her life...
New York, New York - Plans are in the works to reproduce the Broadway classic "Evita", only instead of the musical being based on the life and times of Juan Domingo Perón and his charismatic wife Eva Perón of Argentina, it will be based on Barack and...
Michelle Obama presented France's first lady with a musical instrument when they met in the city of Strasbourg on Friday. Mrs. Obama gave Carla Bruni-Sarkozy a Gibson acoustic guitar, says the Associated Press. Their face-to-face meeting was a...
Michelle Obama has been arrested and locked up in the Tower of London since touching up The Queen at there first meeting at the G20 Summit last week. Her majesty said she felt 'violated and dirty' after the mortal had touched her and that she has 'no...
London - (ReUterus & Black Ass Mess): Having recently put on 'a few inches' (ie. 30lbs) around her already ample hips US First Lady Michelle O'Bama was secretly delighted to be asked last week in London to audition for the leading role of Mma Ram...
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