Zurich - (Offside Mess): Kate Middleton strippergram videos were being touted all over Zurich today in a last-gasp bid to secure the tournament. But some ugly rumors claimed FIFA officials would have preferred Beckham/Cameron/Prince William three...
Prince William is following in his father's footsteps, according to the latest out of Britain, by marrying a woman who looks just like the nanny of his childhood! "Prince William's fiance Kate Middleton bears an almost uncanny resemblance to his n...
London - (Death Star Stuff): The poison pus of public orifice that is William Jefferson Clinton is finally ready to burst. Forty years of covering up this putrid boil are being exposed in a damning Wikileaks revelation. This coincides with Mon...
Prince William flew from Heathrow Airport last night on a scheduled Air Kamchatka flight after having broken off his engagement to Kate Middleton. Air Kamchatka operates flights between London and Kamchatka in the Russian Far East, but Buckingham...
Prince William has announced that he does not wish to become King. He is of the opinion that his father would be best suited for the job. After all, Charles has been preparing for this position his whole life. No fool this young man William. He...
Whitehall and the Government are in shock tonight after a leaked recording alleged to be of a British RAF Officer - identified only as "HRH" - torturing an Afghan civilian was released by Welsh whistle-blowing website Wikileeks. It has sparked demands for a forces-wide review, and for the officer in question to be sharply rebuked. The true horror of the acts can only be appreciated in transc...
I wrote this months ago but I thought people might like to see it again. Will and Kate by Rob Barratt Will and Kate, Will and Kate Better late than never, mate To wed the future head of state Though he has a receding pate I'm sure you'll really get on great, Kate Will and Kate, will he Kate Will he want to masturbate In front of paintings at the Tate? At a really quite alarming r...
Seeking to undo the sulk inducing news that two new polls show the public prefers King William and Queen Cinderella over King Charles and Queen Camilla, the Prince of Wales demonstrated his peerless knack for bad-to-worse by announcing his darling wi...
Determined to avoid history repeating itself, Prince William has called off his wedding to Kate Middleton in order to marry Kate Middleton after divorcing his first wife. "Kate is the love of his life," confided a friend of the Prince, "so natural...
London - (Eine Schweine Nacht Musik Mess): Numerology nutz are wet with rapture that 29 April 2011 will be Wills' and Kate's wedding date. On that very day in 1945 Adolf Hitler wed Eva Braun, the pair committing suicide within 24 hours. A hellu...
RMT union leader Bob Crow has caused raw anger by declaring his intention to ballot members for strike action on the London Underground for 29th April 2011, the date of the Royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. A statement relea...
Ace axeman Slash has intervened to smooth troubled waters in a Royal spat. The Velvet Revolver riffmeister was apparently mooching around last weekend when he heard raised voices at Clarence House. A friend of his told us: "He was just chilling...
The highest levels of British society are reacting with dismay to the news that Prince William is to marry from below stairs. "Really!" spat The Honourable Arabella Snyde-Custom, near Sloane Square. "Next you'll expect me to believe these larks...
Prince William, who this week announced his engagement to long-suffering/time girlfriend Kate Middleton, has revealed that presenting his bride-to-be with his mother's own engagement ring was probably the best commercial business decision he's ever m...
As the nation warms-up for the media wank-fest that will be the marriage of Kate "You would wouldn't you?" Middleton and Prince "He's starting to look like his dad, isn't he?" William, pollsters Youguff have reported a steady drop in interest in the...
Buckingham Palace reverted to form today following the Prince of Wales' latest ham-fisted attempt to have his own way at all costs. The self-indulgent balls up followed several days of confusion and unease at Court, in the wake of the Susan-Boyle-S...
The British people want William to take over as King when the Queen dies, according to opinion polls. Confidence in Charles is not great and now he's suggesting Queen Camilla his prestige has dropped even further. Constitutional experts are certai...
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