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Funny story: Harry Potter New Spin-off Book Covers

Harry Potter New Spin-off Book Covers

ENCHANTED, ENGLAND--(HOGWART TIMES) The three book covers for the new spin-off story Dirty Hairy Potbelly & the Deadly Belch were previewed for the press by Loonsbury publishers. Dirty Hairy Potbelly & the Deadly Bel...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling to release eighth book in Harry Potter series

J.K. Rowling to release eighth book in Harry Potter series

LONDON - British author J.K. Rowling today announced she is currently at work writing an eighth book for her wildly popular Harry Potter series.

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Funny story: Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

Lancashire - (Rioters): Outraged locals have caused £50,000 of damage to the Hogwarts Express steam locomotive stored in Carnforth, Lancashire as a protest against JK Rowling's continued fraudulent portrayal of being the rightful author of the Ha...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Arrested And Up Before The Beak

Harry Potter Arrested And Up Before The Beak

Shock news today as it has emerged that boy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Hogsmeade CID for "fiddling" with horses.

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Funny story: Harry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, May Magically Disappear.

Harry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, May Magically Disappear.

Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, will apparently not be playing her anymore.

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Funny story: Hermione quits Hogwarts - actress to be replaced by Virgin Mary

Hermione quits Hogwarts - actress to be replaced by Virgin Mary

Emma Watson is quitting her role as Hermione in the Harry Potter film series, despite an offer of 808,874 galleons and 4 sickles ($3.9 million) per film, and as much butterbeer as she can drink. The sixteen year old actress fears she is at risk from...

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Funny story: Death to Fun on Video

Death to Fun on Video

Millions of citizens across the United States are being assailed daily with sinister telephone calls from someone calling herself Cammy Argyle, who invariably begins the conversation by asking to speak to 'the lady of the house.'...

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Funny story: Harry Potter - The Bum

Harry Potter - The Bum

No matter where you come from, where you have been or whom you fancy - you will have heard about Harry's "butt" revealed and so has J K Rowling!...

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Funny story: Harry Potter accused of smoking cannabis while at Hogwarts

Harry Potter accused of smoking cannabis while at Hogwarts

Would be wizard and Magic Party Leader, Harry Potter has remained tight-lipped over allegations in this weeks papers, that he smoked pot while a student at upper crust wizard school, Hogwarts.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Crashes Lancaster Bomber Into Lunar Surface

Daniel Radcliffe Crashes Lancaster Bomber Into Lunar Surface

In a shameless ploy to get publicity for the ailing Harry Potter franchise, star Daniel Radcliffe has TWOCed a Lancaster Bomber and together with Ron Weazley has crash landed it on the moon.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe admits bird flu caused by Harry Potter cloning experiment

Daniel Radcliffe admits bird flu caused by Harry Potter cloning experiment

Daniel Radcliffe has admitted that he is responsible for the H5N bird flu virus which struck Britain this week.

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Funny story: "New Harry Potter Book Is Disappointing" says Stupid Man

"New Harry Potter Book Is Disappointing" says Stupid Man

An amateur book critic has told readers of a literary magazine about a book that billionaire authoress KJ Rowling said she'd never write.

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Funny story: Latest Harry Potter Book Available for Pre-Order

Latest Harry Potter Book Available for Pre-Order

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the latest in J.K. Rowlings series about a young magician, is now available for pre-order from Barnes & Noble bookstores. The novel, which will not be released until this summer, is the seventh and last in the h...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe, better known as wiley wizard Harry Potter has stunned audiences by appearing in the play Equus. A Tale of a young man with an eye for a fine fetted filly.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Arrested For Working Scam

Harry Potter Arrested For Working Scam

Schoolboy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Police for working a variation on the 'old empty camera scam'.

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Funny story: Potter Has A Mrs Potter?

Potter Has A Mrs Potter?

Daniel Radcliffe, 17, has been rumoured to be engaged to his childhood friend Nadia Franklin, 16. The couple were seen buying rings in a London jeweller last week.

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Funny story: Eragon or Harry Potter - The Fight Begins

Eragon or Harry Potter - The Fight Begins

Two of the world's biggest fantasy blockbusters Eragon and the Harry Potter series have been arguing over which of the films is 'better'.

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