The Spoof! can exclusively reveal that dozens of schools are using flat-earth theory teaching materials condemned by the government as "not appropriate to support the science curriculum, and, well, stupid."...
There's lots of reasons, most are different than mine, for homeschooling your children. Since, it isn't just me who loaths the violence we see everyday on the TV and the mass medium.
Reporters have learned that Columbia University has been stonewalling efforts to learn more about the Sawdust Head phenomenon due to pressure from government agencies including the Department of Justice.
DURHAM NC- Anothermind restaurant in Durham has an innovative solution for over qualified wait staff that is keeping both customers and employees happy. The triangle area restaurant is cashing in on the high number of waiters with their PhDs...
(Oxford, Oh) Miami University will be opening up three additional campuses in 2007, according to Dean of Student Relations, God Shamgod. "These campuses will be relatively small, compared to the main campus," Shamgod said. "But they wi...
Former Rep. Mark Foley yesterday added "Hooked on Phonics" to his list of admitted addictions, along with Hostess Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Big Hunks, and reruns of the TV sitcom "Different Strokes."...
Education Minister Ruth Kelly is under pressure again after it was revealed that a convicted axe murderer, Reginald Pox was cleared to teach in a secondary school in spite of being on the Axe Murderer's Register.
Trouble is brewing for Education Secretary and man about town, Mr Ruth Kelly, as he admits sanctioning, the dangerous move, of allowing children to attend United Kingdom scholastic establishments.
CRAWFORD, TX -- Part-time, under-employed village idiot, Fester McWilly, recently applied to the Texas secretary of education for funds to help him upgrade his job skills. Mr. McWilly a card carrying member of the International Brotherhood of Dolts,...
Secretary of Education, Rod Paige, Finally to Pursue Degree...
In a sweeping press announcement today, GW Bush covered a wide spread of subjects ranging from education to the military.
In the face of increasing pressure from the ACLU, and the father of a little girl in California who is offended that his small daughter has to memorize the Declaration of Independence, Rod Paige, U.S. Secretary of Education, promised to have all re...
Women who waste their money on education, etc. were definitely ill-advised. The Jugs industry whether it be the big one or the small one is a field of endeavor that many women should agreeably seek. Take NBC for example, they utilize every advantage they could muster in order to exploit ideas from those dumb women who waste money on education. Guys like Jay Leno, seems to admire those educ...
After many months of sometimes tedious, sometimes dangerous research, I can exclusively reveal that there is a highly organised group of powerful people who devote their careers to the corruption of young children. They have been practising their foul and despicable trade right under our noses for many years, passing off their vile products under the guise of 'education' and 'en...
Alarmed by a recent poll in which 75 percent of U.S. teenagers identified Bush as a snotty British rock 'n' roll band and Jesus as a shortstop for the Angels, President Bush today unveiled a faith-based educational initiative called "No Slacker Left...
Washington -- In an early afternoon press conference, President Bush defended his administration's stance on education cuts, citing executive duty to curtail "all that fancy book learnin'."...
Podunk, VA -- Mr. Theodore Velvurgher, a writer of satirical spoof articles, composed an entire article without once showcasing his liberal college education, sources close to the author have said.
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