Change of Careers, Show on The Road, Down with Edumication!!

Written by Entrapenewer

Wednesday, 2 June 2004

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Change of Careers for the Educated. Pop Thang!

Women who waste their money on education, etc. were definitely ill-advised. The Jugs industry whether it be the big one or the small one is a field of endeavor that many women should agreeably seek.

Take NBC for example, they utilize every advantage they could muster in order to exploit ideas from those dumb women who waste money on education. Guys like Jay Leno, seems to admire those educated women for other than their stupid book learning. Coby O’Brien, maybe, even her Highness, Ms. Barbara Walters, do see an advantage in Exploiting things other than education.

Perhaps, it is only on Passions, that NBC sees fit to use Eve’s education but good looks, to continue to generate funds that the stupidly educated cannot generate. Those educated dummies could almost discern some kind of income generating connection and good looks.

Shaking boodies was not a subject taught in the religious institutions.

Madonna, on the other hand, was taught well. Moreso, Ms. J. Jackson. She fared out very well. Not only did NBC and ABC succeed in making money from her beautiful jug, er, ti, er breast, but she has been more in demand ever since.

The SPOOF WRITER who was so bold as to pen such an observation should receive an award.

Money Wasted on Education when body parts generate more income.... Such a great idea. A woman’s body parts are her greatest assets. It must have been some dumb nun who promoted education and higher learning. Such a waste of dollars.

The learned SPOOF REPORTER should definitely be awarded some kind of a Nobel Prize for his ideas.

This writer will run with the idea. This writer will recommend to educated, female friends, to shake their booties in front of their male private dancers first. If their private dancers are impressed, then perhaps they will be advised to take their show to the road. Madonna, may we enlist your dancing and show biz advice?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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