CHICAGO - The Sports Globe Network has just signed six baseball superstars to appear in a brand new reality show entitled Hey Have We Got Some Big Baseballs Or What? The show which was originally titled, OK, So Who The Hell Is Lying? will feature...
NEW YORK CITY - Mark McGwire in town visiting the Statue of Liberty and buying some Coney Island Hot Dogs to take back to his home in Irvine, California has finally admitted, after more than a decade of denial, that he did in fact take Altoids during...
Major League Baseball Hall of Fame inductees were announced this week for 2010, including noted hitter Andre Dawson, former coach Whitey Herzog and umpire Doug Harvey. Garnering only 23% of the voting, former home run king, Mark McGwire, didn't even...
DETROIT - The owners, players, and fans of the Detroit Tigers are extremely upset at the way that the name of their beloved team has been horribly muddied due to the raging hormonal antics of Mr. Tiger Woods. Carlota Primavera, 76, a long time Tig...
MIAMI - New York Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez, 34, and Hollywood actress Kate Hudson, 30, have both 'struck out.' The once happy couple has 'gone down swinging.' A-Rod and K-Hud are heading back to the dugout with their timber in their hands.
PHILADELPHIA - Ex-major league superstar Sammy Sosa was recently in the 'City of Brotherly Love' to speak at a Linguistic Convention. As he walked up to the podium a collective sigh could be heard throughout the convention center. Everyone noti...
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Yankees have just won the 2009 World Series. They defeated the Philadelphia Phillies in game six 7 to 3. And in capturing the world baseball title, Yankees owner George Steinbrenner has shown the sports world what spen...
Cooperstown, New York- In a surprise move, President Barack Obama has been voted into the Cooperstown Baseball Hall of Fame by the Baseball Writers Association of America. Hall of Fame, spokesperson Laddie "Slider" Inn stated that he realized tha...
NEW YORK CITY - A Philadelphia housewife has been arrested for offering to exchange her woo-woo (blank) for a pair of world series tickets. Susannah Fluckleberry, 43, said that for the past week she had been trying to figure out what to get her hu...
NEW YORK NY - Baseball fans are turning purple after reading a new scientific survey that shows that the recent playoffs were determined not by the skill of the players, but by the lack of skill of the umpires, according to my source, an ex commissio...
Phoenix AZ - The coach of the snakebacks here has agreed to fit the team with clown suits for the likely event of them coming in last place. The comish has declared that last place teams in each division must wear clown suits for the entire followin...
AUSTIN - Texas Governor Rick Perry has announced that he will be sending the Texas Rangers down to the Texas-Mexico border town of Laredo. At first several newspapers were set to report that it was the American Baseball League Texas Rangers. Th...
WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - The Little League team from Chula Vista, California captured the 2009 Little League Championship by defeating Chinese Taipei 6 to 3. This year's event featured several interesting incidents which were clearly captured...
DULUTH, Minnesota - When you first look at little 12-year-old Tibbie Stockinette he appears to be just like any other red-blooded American little boy. He has dishwater blonde hair, Colorado sky blue eyes, and nine freckles on his nose. But as the...
CHICAGO - Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig has informed the 30 MLB teams that effective 2010, the ball game's seventh inning will be eliminated. Selig said that he has gotten thousands of complaints form fans who say that the seventh i...
ST. LOUIS - St. Louis Cardinals superstar Albert Pujols told the president of the United States not to quit his day job after the president threw out Major League Baseball's All-Star game's ceremonial first pitch. President Obama trotted out to th...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It only took James Mitchell about three seconds to get to third base with his daughter's mother Danielle Keller, and another three minutes to score; it also took him about three minutes to beat her to death with a baseball bat, sa...
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