Could a simple miscommunication have led to the most severe bush fires in Australian history? With the death toll of hundreds rising rapidly it seemed that god had chosen to forsake the people of Australia, for what is still unclear. That is unti...
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going fishing, sleeping, and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good. On the Second Day, God created water for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach, and God saw that it was good. On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants to provide malt and yeast...
An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said yesterday. The 24-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in h...
The headline mentions "Railroad crossing running over". It may sound what the title says but it is not about what you are about to read. The Railroad Crossing at Cooper Street, nearest to Epping Railway Station, has been responsible for a run-over...
A crazy railroad engineer, Alex Remins, is found hunting down throughout Australia's Epping Railway line. Recently, Police of Victoria have been receiving countless number of reports mentioning about an "aggressive train monster". He was found tak...
An Australian writer was sentenced to a long term in jail by a Thai court yesterday after he pleaded guilty to insulting Thailand's revered royal family in a novel, a judge said. John Andrews appeared in a Bangkok court wearing a bright orange pri...
Canterbury - A skateboarder and a teenage grandfather survived separate genital attacks in New England this morning, just two weeks after a taxi driver was believed to have been kicked in the testicles by a large Kangaroo in the country's west end.
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd on a surprise visit to the troops serving in southern Afghanistan narrowly missed being hit by a tossed dwarf. The dwarf, known as Sneezy, was wearing nothing but two stubby holders covering his feet and a tennis ball over h...
New Zealand conceded defeat in the Second Cricket Test in Adelaide today but not before challenging their Australian opponents to a number of sporting sporting contests immediately following the conclusion of the Test Match. The Kiwi captain refu...
Nobby's Beach, New South Wales, Australia - "Mmmmm, the pasta's delicious, Keith, what's in it?" asked Keith Roy Weatherley's mum innocently at a recent dinner party. "It's the secret ingredient in my sauce," replied son Keith. Keith's secret is...
The New Zealand team claims that the Australians have spiked star batsman Jessie Ryder's beers in order to remove him from the NZ lineup. Ryder has been laid low by a mystery illness causing him diarrhea and vomiting just days ahead of the series...
Alice Bedsprings, Australia - Worried about the upcoming world recession? No need. Just book a holiday at Australia's 'Anything Goes' nude party resort to chase those blues away. "Abso-bloddy-lutely! What will happen, will happen," prophesised Cin...
Queensland, Australia -- A bushie's amazingly simple and uncomplicated invention is being credited with rescuing Australia from the Cane Toad swarm. Cane Toads are a spreading plague across Northeast Australia, a front moving at 125 km per year in pl...
Trisomy, Australia - The Australian government is denying residency to a German doctor and his family because their teenage son has Down syndrome. The German family moved to Australia two years ago because Australia has a significant shortage of...
Rugby has always been known as a full contact sport in England and elsewhere. But the wrestling tackle moves introduced down under have dragged the sport to a new time low according to some Rugby purists. There have been complaints about the Aus...
London - In a rare case of geocentric inertia topsy-turvy brought on by jet-lag a group of school children visiting London from Australia have been unable to reorientate themselves to the northern hemisphere. School spokesman Nigel Penthrope says...
In a stunning breakthrough, UK scientists have shown that Olympic Medals have curious properties when collected in large batches. Effects include the disappearance of Human Rights Issues and the ability to cause depression in Australians. "We look...
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