Eye witness reports have confirmed that dozens of Manchester United fans had to be administered oxygen by paramedics at yesterday's Community Shield Wembley showpiece between Manchester United and Chelsea. "What's that all about then?" one Manches...
It is a sad fact that Wayne Rooney has never sported a physique that could be described as remotely 'atheletic'. However, notwithstanding the fiasco in South Africa, he has displayed at times, an extraordinary talent on the football field. However...
Sources inform us that Joe Cole kind of put his foot in it when talking to reporters about signing up for Liverpolitan giants, Liverpool FC - by saying that he was looking forward to linking up with Wayne Rooney, at the club. Following a somewhat...
Manchester - (Goldenballs): A high court judge threw out a pernicious £4.3 million swimsuit today that was aimed at Man U striker Wayne Ruini. Judge Brendan Hegarty QC said the argument about (World) Cup sizing was irrelevant because the footballi...
Proud Dad's Rooney and Roni are on holiday after the stresses, trials and tribulations of playing anti-football in South Africa. As usual the paparazzi are following their every movements and their partners are quite happy to oblige. A bikini f...
"Wayne Rooney has been named the ugliest player in the World Cup, according to a dating website to which only beautiful people can belong". So goes the headline in an online daily newspaper. Who do they think they are? Wayne is, according to many, quite a 'hunk'. The people on the website conducting the poll must never have heard of 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'. They're probably a...
Alex Ferguson added his voice today, to the many theories being suggested to explain the under-performance of 'star' forward, Wayne Rooney, during the current World Cup. Ferguson believes that 24 year old Rooney played so badly, due to the pressu...
Leon Panetta, head of the CIA has rebuked the England footie fans' who have suggested that his agents sabotaged Wayne Rooney during the Germany vs England African World Cup clash. 'Yet another conspiracy theory', he said. This is one theory that i...
1. Wayne Rooney is far more passionate than any German player, as shown by his 'plea' to fans for support after the Algeria game..."Nice to see your own fans booing you, that's what loyal support is, for f***'s sake." No German player would be passionate enough to do that.. 2. England's captain actually had the dignity to get injured after arriving in South Africa. Michael Ballack, take note...
Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney has been caught trespassing into the London Zoo at 2:16am this morning. The striker was identified when the groundskeeper checked in at 6am. "I saw the footballer lying down near the gorilla cages...
Enter Sir Wayne Rooney, the Queen has decided to give him a knighthood for his devoted services to Queen and country! Elizabeth, now entering a slightly demented phase in her life followed England's misfortunes on the telly against the old enemies...
It is the clash of the titans. An epic titanic clash between two giants of the footballing world. And that is just Uruguay vs South Korea. Tomorrow England face Germany in a critical and not literally deadly match that will decide which of the tw...
Reports are filtering through that appear to suggest that Wayne Rooney booed and jeered an England fan in an off- camera incident. The England striker's shocking response came as he walked off the pitch after being substituted in England's 1-0 win...
As exclusively predicted in these columns hours ago, England manager, Mafia Boss Fabio Capello has hit back at England ex-captain and sex symbol John Terry. Terry, exhibiting the anticipated black eye, declared he was sorry for speaking out again...
Three of the World Cup's most disgruntled players have decided that rather than play out their roles in their international teams, they will combine forces to start a new 'Rest Of The World' team. Nicolas Anelka was sent home from the French team...
RUSTENBERG, South Africa - Royalistic Sand Grouse Stadium was the sight of one of the most anticipated World Cup games of the 2010 FIFA World Cup Finals. The Three Lions from Britain were pitted against The Three Tigers from The USA. And when the...
Bookmakers have cut the odds on England star Wayne Rooney being sent off in the World Cup after his referee rant during a warm-up game. The striker was booked for dissent during England's 3-0 victory over Platinum Stars after allegedly saying "f**...
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