"Wayne Rooney has been named the ugliest player in the World Cup, according to a dating website to which only beautiful people can belong".
So goes the headline in an online daily newspaper. Who do they think they are?
Wayne is, according to many, quite a 'hunk'. The people on the website conducting the poll must never have heard of 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'. They're probably a pack of 'dogs' themselves, with faces like the backs of buses.
The whole England team is on their 'ugly' list.
Having researched their website, I looked at the Membership list and found that their are only 5 members. Two live at the highest point in Tibet and are said to have the disease where soft hair covers their entire bodies, one lives on The Isle of Wight in the village of Newby and looks like Buddah and two are institutionalized in one of Britain's finest at Her Majesty's pleasure.
So Wayne, baby, if you are reading this 'love', don't start crying. Your mammy loves you.
Morrisons are selling day old loaves for 20p a pop.
