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Funny story: Trash Talking Twit Causes Twitter Crash!

Trash Talking Twit Causes Twitter Crash!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA, USA Nick Cannon, the man famous mainly for being Mariah Carey's husband, inadvertently caused both Twitter and Facebook to be disrupted Thursday after posting a demand on Twitter that Eminem be punished by God for insulting his wi...

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Funny story: Twitter Crashes. People Forced To Actually Talk To Each Other!

Twitter Crashes. People Forced To Actually Talk To Each Other!

(London-England) It happened this week, the unthinkable. Twitter, the popular micro-blogging site where users can post matters of interest in 140 characters or less, was shut down due to a denial of service plot hatched by a hacker against a Twitter...

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Funny story: BBC Blames Bristol Band Massive Attack for Twitter Crash

BBC Blames Bristol Band Massive Attack for Twitter Crash

The BBC has decided that the Trip-Hop/Electronica band Massive Attack were responsible for the intentional Distributed Denial of Service assault on the Twitter website. It is thought that the band may have been attempting to stop Twitter users from...

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Funny story: Damn, Now I've Broken Twitter

Damn, Now I've Broken Twitter

Clumsy reporter Roy Turse has admitted to accidentally damaging the Twitter website only a few days after he crashed Wikipedia. In a follow up to his joke article about Ashton Kutcher a few months ago, Roy attempted to connect to all of Mr Kutcher's...

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Funny story: Twitter was a typo!

Twitter was a typo!

Twitter, one of the biggest crazes to hit the internet in recent years has been revealed to be a typo. Whilst the mistake in the name has clearly not distracted from the interest it has invoked in millions of 'Twits', being those that contribute to T...

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Funny story: The Revolution will Not be Televised - It will be Twittered!

The Revolution will Not be Televised - It will be Twittered!

Los Angeles, California - Hundreds, if not thousands, of news directors around the world are opening Twitter accounts today trying to download information on the recent Iranian election protests taking place there, because all other traditional media...

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Funny story: Lily Allen confesses "I'm not a nice person"

Lily Allen confesses "I'm not a nice person"

Lily Allen has finally admitted to what everyone has known all along, that she's a nasty bitch. "I know I say a lot of things about people that can be sharp edged. But that's only because I'm a nasty, poisonous person. There's no other reason."...

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Funny story: New Anti-Social Networking Site 'What You Lookin' At?' is launched

New Anti-Social Networking Site 'What You Lookin' At?' is launched

After the success of Facebook, Twitter and Ireallyneedablowjob.web, the latest of many social networking sites has been launched, but this time with a subtle twist. To suit the needs of 21st century urban living, 'What You Lookin' At?' allows user...

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Funny story: I Twitter. Therefore I Am?

I Twitter. Therefore I Am?

(New York-NY) I confess. I Twitter. I feel compelled to say that I have been on Twitter since the beginning of the year, not exactly the cutting edge, though not like the fair weather, fad Twitters like Oprah Winfrey. I thought more of her to jump on the followers bandwagon of Ashton Kutcher. She probably bought a CB radio when it was a fad as well. But the confession is not that I Twitter, but th...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Challenges Ashton Kutcher To Twitter Un-Follow

Paris Hilton Challenges Ashton Kutcher To Twitter Un-Follow

(Los Angeles-CA) Ashton Kutcher won in his contest with CNN breaking news feed in a race to one million followers on the social networking site Twitter. But Paris Hilton, who hasn't been in the news for over three days, has accepted a challenge from...

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Funny story: Roy Turse Challenges Ashton Kutcher in Million Points Race

Roy Turse Challenges Ashton Kutcher in Million Points Race

Roy Turse, the reclusive parody news writer for theSpoof.com has issued a challenge to celebrity Ashton Kutcher. It follows the star's win against CNN in a contest to be first to get a million Twitter followers. The new challenge is to write a st...

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Funny story: Twitter named after Nazi Weapon

Twitter named after Nazi Weapon

Shamed social networking site Twitter, admitted today that in actual fact they had indeed taken the name for their site from a prototype weapon developed by the Nazi's in 1943. The "Twitter Bomb" was regarded as Adolf Hitler's favourite design for...

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Funny story: Careless "Tweet" Betrays Bin Laden Position

Careless "Tweet" Betrays Bin Laden Position

US Special Forces were closing in on Osama Bin Laden last night, after intercepting an injudicious message from the terror chief on social networking website Twitter. "OBL2001 is... relaxing at his favourite cave in good old Tora Bora. You know -...

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Funny story: Met Chief: "Twitter Made G20 Protests Peaceful"

Met Chief: "Twitter Made G20 Protests Peaceful"

The use of social networking sites such as Twitter have been credited with ensuring that the protests in London at the G20 summit remained, in the words of Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson, 'reasonably peaceful'. There had been...

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Funny story: Massive growth of Internet Marketers

Massive growth of Internet Marketers

The number of people calling themselves 'Internet Marketers' now exceeds the total population of the world. According to the social networking site Twitter, over 7 billion of their visitors now claim to be involved in marketing via the internet, e...

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Funny story: Social networking: Twitter has competition!

Social networking: Twitter has competition!

A new website has been launched today to compete with Twitter, the social networking and micro-blogging service that enables its users to send and read other users' updates known as tweets. While anyone can sign up to Twitter, the new site, Twatt...

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Funny story: Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors

Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors

(Washington, D.C.) The White House decided to make two negatives a positive, AIG and Afghanistan. In his Internet Town Hall Meeting, President Barack Obama revealed that those AIG executives who do not return their bailout bonuses would be drafted as...

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