Trash Talking Twit Causes Twitter Crash!

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Friday, 7 August 2009

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Angered by Nick Cannon, He smote down Twitter

SAN FRANCISCO, CA, USA Nick Cannon, the man famous mainly for being Mariah Carey's husband, inadvertently caused both Twitter and Facebook to be disrupted Thursday after posting a demand on Twitter that Eminem be punished by God for insulting his wife.

In a post on his Twitter page on August 3, Cannon attacked Eminem for allegedly insulting Carey in his new song "The Warning", in which the rapper reveals intimate details regarding his brief relationship with Carey in 2001; Cannon also attached several bible verses to the post directed at Eminem and demanded prompt action from God.

"This type of personal vendetta is one of the most difficult classes of attacks to defend against since there is no force greater than God," says Hugh Thompson, program committee chair of RSA Conferences, the leading conference for information technology security professionals.

God, widely regarded by many as vengeful, reportedly commented, "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."

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