The number of people calling themselves 'Internet Marketers' now exceeds the total population of the world.
According to the social networking site Twitter, over 7 billion of their visitors now claim to be involved in marketing via the internet, each making millions of dollars of revenue every day.
A spokesman for Twitter said, "You have to admire these guys, they really have got their finger on their pulse, and freely give away their internet marketing secrets which are worth a fortune."
Twitter allows posters 140 characters in which to post a message, an example of which would be 'Anyone who claims to be an internet marketer should take their head out of their arse. You can still wank without using the internet, mate.'