Written by Charles Letterman

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

image for Massive growth of Internet Marketers

The number of people calling themselves 'Internet Marketers' now exceeds the total population of the world.

According to the social networking site Twitter, over 7 billion of their visitors now claim to be involved in marketing via the internet, each making millions of dollars of revenue every day.

A spokesman for Twitter said, "You have to admire these guys, they really have got their finger on their pulse, and freely give away their internet marketing secrets which are worth a fortune."

Twitter allows posters 140 characters in which to post a message, an example of which would be 'Anyone who claims to be an internet marketer should take their head out of their arse. You can still wank without using the internet, mate.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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