Feigning shock, horror, and a distaste for violence, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reacted after watching, in real time, the military attack which finally took out world terrorist Osama bin Laden by uttering "he's in Hog Heaven Now' as his body...
The Pakistani Home Office Minister, Fatima Chipfryeur, said today that the fact Mr Bin Liner was living in a massive compound roughly eight times larger than other homes in the area in the medium-sized city of Abbottabad, itself home to a large Pakis...
Osama Bin Laden, who was shot and killed in his Pakistan compound on May 1st, was buried at sea by U.S. Forces. This was done in accordance with Moslem tradition that burial take place within 24 hours. Bin Laden was killed by a bullet to the head i...
The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in hi...
Extremist clerics have revealed that terrorist and Al-Queda leader Osama Bin Laden will not receive his expected 72 virgins in the afterlife. The mass murderer and director of the 9/11 attacks was killed in Pakistan, but will not be going to any for...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - After reports that the United States has killed Bin-Laden, many thought that the Taliban and Al-Qauda would fall. However, they were mistaken. Just a few hours ago, three separate bombs exploded in the British city of Birming...
To celebrate the unfortunate demise of charismatic murderer and the world's most famous cave dweller Osama Bin Laden, the Acme Plastic Bag company of Idaho has produced a series of souvenir plastic rubbish sacks. Delicately printed with a picture...
There were celebrations in households across the world this evening as it became apparent that the al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden's double - a man said to be even more evil and tyrannical than Mr Bin Laden himself - had been killed to death. Mr...
Celebrants and organizers cannot decide on the proper funeral song for the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. While such things as the flower choice were obvious (poppies, because of the opium), the music is still causing great debate. Apparently, the a...
An English pet store owner claims that Osama Bin Laden isn't really dead. Bin Laden, who was supposedly killed by American Special Forces and ground forces on a compound raid in Pakistan, was the leader of the terrorist group Al-Queda and the master...
After ten years of hiding, Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, was pronounced dead yesterday night. Many of Americans are excited with joy. David Parker, 56, is credited for the death of Osama Bin Laden. David was working as a custodian in Pakistan...
Today, in early trading, share price for google rocketed on the news that Osama Bin Laden has been killed during a daring raid by US Special Forces. Since 2001, the US had been looking for a guy, with a beard, on crutches, with one kidney in the m...
The late Pope John-Paul II has performed a first miracle after his beatification in Rome this past Sunday. The former Polish-born Karol Wojtyla intercepted to help American C.I.A. agents shoot straight when they attacked Osama Bin Laden's luxury...
So reads the transcript of the military tribunal investigating Salim Abu Zayabada of Saudi Arabia on charges of attempted terrorism within U.S. borders. Apparently Zayabada's plot was thwarted by the mouth-watering richness he encountered at the Snak...
There were scenes of 'utmost discontent' in the area around Buckingham Palace this morning, when it was announced in a statement that the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his bride Kate Middleton had already taken place behind closed doors at a se...
London - Wedding invite snubbed members of the IRA are planning a massive attack, worried police sources said today. And a tip-off reckons they will use a former Colombian coke submersible to attack Westmonster Abbey this Friday. Royal Navy pat...
As the event of the decade moved a day closer, it emerged last night that TV broadcast of the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his bride-to-be Kate Middleton, is to be screened in some Islamic countries with an alternative ending. William and K...
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