In a dramatic move announced today, burger chain McDonalds, famed for its yellow arch logo and too-happy clown, has decided to start selling real food.
The infamous hamburger thief, known on the streets as "The Hamburglar," was finally tracked down and arrested, late Saturday night, in what was initially a mere traffic stop in suburban New York.
(McDonaldland, OH) - Facing concerns that their food is just too healthy, fast food giant McDonald's has banned sliced tomatoes from all sandwiches. As a replacement, extra servings of human lard will be added to all products, including soft dri...
NASA says its Phoenix spacecraft has refueled and is ready for further adventures after making the first successful landing in the north polar region of Mars. The Phoenix was actually trying to find a faster trade route to China, however, so...
A boy from Coventry has become the youngest-ever reported case of an affliction that is sweeping Britain, when he was diagnosed by his mum as suffering from Juvenile Dementia. Sharon Chavez, of the Burberry Estate in the city, said her 5-year-old...
NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - Scientists employed at McDonald's Corporation have for the first time genetically altered a human embryo to make the grown person prefer Big Mac hamburgers produced by McDonald's restaurants.
CLEVELAND, Ohio (Reuters) -- Nutritionists at the American Dietetic Association have been baffled by a new foodstuff being tested at local McDonald's stores called the "McLove Muffin."...
Peter Jackson won many Oscars for his Lord of the Rings trilogy, but has decided not to direct the prequel. Instead, Guillermo Del Toro (Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth) will helm this new film set in an earlier time in Middle Earth.
FBI investigators have finally caught up with Hamburglar after a 33 year hunt.
Gordon Brown is to become the first leader of the 'McPolitics' party after he was expelled from Labour for being Britain's 'worst ever' premier.
McDonalds, the fast food machine, has reacted angrily to criticism of its plan to offer qualifications to members of staff, saying that any qualifications awarded will only be valid in other participating branches of its outlets. Critics launched...
Education and sanity both took a serious blow today as McDonalds announced not only an A-Level qualification but also new colleges to facilitate the new McStudents.
South Beach, Florida - Jean Merola, 75-year-old grandmother of eight, sat in her car at a McDonald's drive-thru waiting for her order of coffee and fries but not quite pulling forward to the pick up window because the cashier told her to wait, it...
Kevin Keegan, recently appointed Newcastle manager and comeback kid, has delved deeper in to his comeback by announcing that he will become the face of fast food restaurant chain McDonalds.
Rock superstar and reality TV personality Ozzy Osbourne has surprised fans, friends and family by taking on a McDonald's franchise in Consett, County Durham.
Seattle, Washington - In response to McDonalds announcement that it has changed it menu for the first time in 30 years to include free Wi-Fi Internet access and over rated gourmet coffee, Starbucks also announced changes to its own menu as well. Star...
In part of a national crackdown, Police Officers in Birmingham have confiscated more than 600 bottles and cans of alcohol from children as young as 8 in just one night.
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