Ozzy Osbourne Takes McDonald's Franchise

Funny story written by Cobden Stewart

Thursday, 17 January 2008

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A typical McDonald's Plantpot

Rock superstar and reality TV personality Ozzy Osbourne has surprised fans, friends and family by taking on a McDonald's franchise in Consett, County Durham.

Ozzy thinks this is the business opportunity he has looked for all his life.

"All those years screaming and bawling on the stage being deafened by the band. Really I was always dreaming about having my own burger bar"

Ozzy intends to offer the full range of the traditional McDonald's menu and together with his wife Sharon has already started on the full training programme. Apparently, he's loving it.

McDonald's spokesperson John F.D. Hatred says it is not unusual for high profile individuals to take a McDonald's franchise.

"Oh no, people don't realise that Petula Clark, Michael Parkinson and Ruud Van Nistelrooy have all got franchises with us"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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