London - (Coalition Mess): The legation will open its doors this Friday after months of disgust at the latest deception. The move was triggered by supporters of Magna Carta and Habeus Corpus stalwart David Davis MP. His denouncement of UK leade...
British Cabinet Ministers are concerned about the spread of specific rural contaminations into Government Offices, and Parliament in particular. Secretary of State for the Home Department, and Minister for Women and Equalities - The Rt Hon Theresa...
Eric Pickles, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, has been replaced in the Cabinet following a vote of no confidence in the House of Commons. Despite being a major presence in the Conservative Party for over twenty years, Tory MP...
LONDON - After a stupidly narrow defeat of 21 votes, a tuition fee rise for next year's university students was met with severe irony as a clause was found in the document. All the party members who voted for the fee rise will have to pay their un...
As he sits with his Bob the Builder Advent Calender, the Right Honourable Eric Pickles, MP, Local Government Secretary, fantasises about the treats to come. The Tories do not call him the "Big Man" without reason. He is big, very big. As he ponder...
"Tories are failing to cut thousands of useless public sector jobs." Quote from English 'daily'. I know so little about politics around the world but with the recent snowfall I have seen and heard about, covering Britain, I don't see why there is a need to cut thousands of public sector jobs. The government should just change the job descriptions, give them all shovels and send these usele...
David Cameron is faced with another gaffe prone supporter. Newly appointed Peer, Howard Flight made the sort of boob his wife might envy when he said the Government policies were encouraging the poor to breed. By having more children those on low inc...
It would appear that certain individuals pay no heed whatsoever to lessons which should have been learned long ago. As yesterday's student protest marches erupted in violence in a number of cities, tired critics of Conservative policy could only s...
Through gritted teeth, George Osborne announced to the House of Commons today the details and his rationale behind bailing out the neighbours over the Irish Sea. Then the Tory boys chucked their venom and anti EEC bile at Cameron and Osborne. T...
The International Union of Superheroes has called on Ed Miliband to save the World from a new breed of flesh eating monsters. The superheroes who include, Superman, Spiderman, Catwoman and George Galloway all believe the time has come to start t...
It's no surprise really that when a country is in peril and suffering from the worst economic conditions experienced in more than 60 years, that the public will tend to listen to anyone who promises "Change". Regardless of who was in power then or w...
A British high street store has banned all piggies, toys and real one's too! The store, the Easy Learning Centre, thought that by banning piggies it would stop upsetting Muslims and Jews who tend to believe the poor piggy is filthy, dirty, uncouth...
Mogadishu - (Stand & Deliver Mess): Are pesky Somali pirates really working for demented cash-strapped nutters - like Mrs Thatcher's son Mark? The reported $500,000 ransom paid for the Chandlers' release remains shrouded in mystery. However...
BIRMINVENTRY, EALIMINISTER, MANCHESEEDS - The Tories have announced that cities and towns will merge to form 'supercities'. This happened overnight. Birmingham used to be Europe's largest metropolitian administrative area (by population), however,...
To be published in 2013 - LONDON (E.U. zone), Former UNITED KINGDOM - The Coalition government ordered a State of Emergency as the cuts produced in early 2011 have ulitmately taken its toll on a public who have taken enough. After increasing tuiti...
The Conservative (Tory) government in the United Kingdom have announced they are to increase tution fees, which must be paid back with interest for higher-education students in England. The average student will be saddled with £60,000 of debt to the government. What do you think? Todd Smith, Birmingham (Sales Rep.) - "University? That's the party place right?" Sam Hill, Ealing (Syst...
In today's world where a sneeze on one side of the world can give someone in another part of the world flu. I am here to report some news that happened less than a few hours ago and boy is it causing shockwaves at Downing street. Michael Heseltine...
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