London - (Coalition Mess): The legation will open its doors this Friday after months of disgust at the latest deception.
The move was triggered by supporters of Magna Carta and Habeus Corpus stalwart David Davis MP.
His denouncement of UK leaders has reminded the electorate that David Cameron's own coalition with the Tory Party is fragile to the point of credulity.
Just where this sinister Prime Monstorial wannabe whipper-snapper emerged from remains the butt of much speculation.
"Probably from the cesspits of the Thatcher-Reagan-Bush1 spawning pool," Spoof News sources suggested today.
The new embassy will be sited at a former central London police station that first blew apart the Westmonster Homes-4-Votes gerrymandering scandal.
It is believed to be funded by megabux criminal damages won by detractors of Margaret Thatcher.
They sued the old Nazi thugette for her relentless UK bombing campaigns under various flagships of convenience such as the IRA.
The new ambassador's name is to be announced shortly.
