Toy pigs banned from UK store, they snort too loud and upset Muslims!

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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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Poor old piggies, Muslims don't like them and piggies don't like Muslims either, OINK, OINK!

A British high street store has banned all piggies, toys and real one's too!

The store, the Easy Learning Centre, thought that by banning piggies it would stop upsetting Muslims and Jews who tend to believe the poor piggy is filthy, dirty, uncouth and should never be turned into crispy bacon sandwiches (although in Israel they love a loin of pork or two).

The piggies in question were plastic piggies playing on a toy farm in "Happyland??" Together with cows (maybe they should be banned too, they are untouchable in India?), horses, doggies, sheep, goats, no problem, but piggies, they stink (and these are only the toy ones?).

The UK Nationl Farming Society are also considering banning piggies from their farms too just in case a lost Muslim should wander across the fields and tread in some piggies shit, this won't do, ban them! (no, not the Muslim, the piggies!)

BNP leader Nick Griffin is outraged and called the stores action a load of old "Hog" wash and is calling for a ban on Muslims entering stores wearing Burka's, its upsetting the piggies! OINK, OINK!

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