Playboy Magazine has started a new religious controversy right before Christmas by putting a semi-naked Virgin Mary on the cover of their Spanish language edition. The edition, which has already sold out, is drawing criticism from the Catholic Churc...
Couples who cannot have sexual intercourse or cannot conceive children naturally have sought methods of reproduction to obey the biblical commission to go forth and multiply and fill the earth. These unique acts of love have been condemned by the Vat...
Pope Benedict XVI has issued a statement saying that Catholics are much better than Protestants. The former Nazi-youth pontiff went on to say that Protestants have rubbish masses and crappy-looking churches. "It's disgraceful", said one protestant...
Bethleheim, Germany - A parish priest was shocked to find a live baby boy in the manger of his church's Christmas nativity scene today. Father Visual Halle-Lucinations made the shocking discovery in the early hours of the morning as he entered St...
The US Catholic hierarchy has cast its forty pieces of silver with the pro-death penalty, war-mongering Republican party of the rich for decades now. The Democrat party whose policies conform most to Catholic social teaching in its defense of the...
Kerala, India - Catholic Bishop John Lobha of Kochi, India may be in deep elephant dung for his recent adoption of a 26 year old woman. Bishop Lobha allegedly met the young woman on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. She is the daughter of an Orthodox pr...
Pope Benedict has revealed that he plans on joining the Mormon Church. The news comes just two weeks after the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints announced plans to build one of their temples in Rome. When asked why he planned to convert...
A study conducted by Vogue magazine has discovered the secret sexual desires of nuns. Usually believed to be repressed lesbians, nuns have in fact a depraved sexual appetite that must be sated with lots of 'naughty touching' and oftentimes much, mu...
London - (Ass Mess): In yet another totally crap idea the sinister Nazi cover-up cult Opus Dei is leaning on 10 Drowning Street to let Catholics sit on the Throne again. A campaign by ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's personal father confessor Fr M...
In its 2,000 year old history, the Roman Catholic Church continues to deny herstory! Not so on the island of John Bull. Merry old England has denied Catholics and first born ladies a shot at the crown for a mere 300 years and now that all appears ove...
Tired and have no time to stop by the local church? Have not been able to see your priest to confess your sins due to the workload? Unable to pay your last respects to the dearly departed neighbor or childhood friend? No problem! The Catholic C...
Celibate Roman Catholic Popes have been telling married faithful to use the rhythm method of family planning also known as Vatican Roulette for centuries. Large catholic families have brought home to Rome great mounds of money from this unscientific...
The Fifth Republic of France is to adopt a controversial policy regarding child abuse in the country. As from January 2009 the senior (or oldest) Roman Catholic male in all catholic communities has to sign a National Child Abuse Register on behalf...
Fifty RC pro-contraception advocacy groups are petitioning Pope Benedict to lift the church ban on artificial contraception in order to help the poor plan their families and prevent the spread of the deadly HIV virus. Vatican spokesperson, Card...
The Roman Catholic Church in the US has begun to realize that the sea of blue haired Sunday communicants are not punk rockers or Goths and these easily duped old ladies will not be filling the collection basket much longer. Thus the move by the NY Ar...
London - (Ass Mess): Tony Blair will get £50 million and a Papal knighthood for delivery of schism-hit C of E members back to the bosom of the Vatican according to reliable sources.
Washington, DC - Coming under increasing political pressure by the GOP to find a scapegoat for the up coming 2008 Presidential campaign, as playing the terrorist card for reelection has waned, the FDA has pointed the finger of blame for the salmonell...
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