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Funny story: American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Vows He Will Never Marry Courtney Penry

American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Vows He Will Never Marry Courtney Penry

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest the host of American Idol recently sat down with Cashew Vixenheimer of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and talked about the upcoming AI season. Seacrest said that new judges Steven "Lips" Tyler and Jennifer "La Tush" Lopez...

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Funny story: J.Lo Accentuates Best Ass-ets on American Idol to Steal Attention from Steven Tyler

J.Lo Accentuates Best Ass-ets on American Idol to Steal Attention from Steven Tyler

"The gloves are off," says a spokesperson for American Idol, referring to the sparring match Jennifer Lopez has challenged co-judge Steven Tyler with. Lopez claims Tyler is stealing the thunder from her unofficial come-back and, while she normally wo...

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Funny story: Carrie Underwood's Cover Version of Tammy Wynette's Big Hit 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E' Goes To #1

Carrie Underwood's Cover Version of Tammy Wynette's Big Hit 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E' Goes To #1

NASHVILLE - Country music's version of The Rolling Stone magazine, Yippee Ki Yay Weekly has just announced that Carrie Underwood's cover song of Tammy Wynette's 1968 hit, "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" has just reached the top of the country music charts. The so...

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Funny story: American Idol's Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez Caught In Scandalous Embrace!

American Idol's Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez Caught In Scandalous Embrace!

NASHVILLE - The two newest judges on American Idol wasted no time getting themselves embroiled in a reality show scandal. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that after the taping of the AI Nashville auditions Steven "Lips" Tyler and Je...

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Funny story: It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

NASHVILLE - The producers of American Idol have decided to lower the requirement age for AI contestants down to 15. And they have done this in anticipation of Simon Cowell's brand new soon to hit the airwaves show X-Factor. Cowell's American versi...

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Funny story: American Idol Shocker - Jennifer Lopez Reveals The Personal Reason She Wants To Quit

American Idol Shocker - Jennifer Lopez Reveals The Personal Reason She Wants To Quit

HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk's Metzenbaum Kassenbaum has just broken the story that the newest American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez is reportedly so unhappy with her new AI job that she is seriously thinking about quitting. Jennifer talked to BPT...

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Funny story: American Idol's Simon Cowell Demolishes Famous American Idols

American Idol's Simon Cowell Demolishes Famous American Idols

What would have happened if Simon Cowell, the inspiration and chief executioner for the wildly popular American Idol show had been around to judge the big stars of American music before they became legends. Just how many of them would have survived the gauntlet of his withering criticism? I think many would have curled up under his sarcasm like slugs deluged by salt and withered away. Let's ta...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler Agrees to Nude Shots in Playgirl

Steven Tyler Agrees to Nude Shots in Playgirl

"American Idol" judge and former lead singer for Aerosmith has agreed to do a spread in Playgirl Magazine from reports out of Hollywood. "I'm enjoying myself on the show and don't think this offer will hurt the show. After all, I have nothing to h...

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Funny story: American Idol Premiers With New Judges Steven "Lips" Tyler and Jennifer "Tush" Lopez

American Idol Premiers With New Judges Steven "Lips" Tyler and Jennifer "Tush" Lopez

JERSEY CITY, New Jersey - The 10th season of American Idol kicked off with two brand new judges, Aerosmith's lead singer Steven "Lips" Tyler and the triple threat singer, actress, dancer, Jennifer "Tush" Lopez, aka J. "Tush" Lo or simply J.Lo for sho...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Gets The Horn In Nantucket

Adam Lambert Gets The Horn In Nantucket

There is far more to openly gay pop star Adam Lambert, who was runner-up in the 8th season of American Idol, than simply looking like Elvis Presley's Gay Nephew or being a big girl's blouse and milking his sudden fame for all it is worth, writes Beli...

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Funny story: 10th Season of American Idol Still Better than Reading War and Peace

10th Season of American Idol Still Better than Reading War and Peace

Hollywood - Producers are hyping the tenth season of American Idol by claiming it is still better than reading War and Peace. This claim has angered the literary world, however, they soon let it go when they realized most literate people won't be wat...

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Funny story: J.Lo's "Down Low" Photos To Be Pub(l)icly Exposed!

J.Lo's "Down Low" Photos To Be Pub(l)icly Exposed!

LOS ANGELES - The newest judge on American Idol is already causing quite a stir courtesy of photos that were taken while she was married to ex-husband Ojani "Ouija Board" Noa. It appears that in the eleven months that he was married to the big but...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Furious At American Idol For Turning Down Piper Palin

Sarah Palin Is Furious At American Idol For Turning Down Piper Palin

WASILLA - Well it appears as if the "Mama Grizzly" has her claws out. Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska, who resigned the job that the citizens of Alaska voted her to do, so that she could star in her very own reality show, Sarah Palin's...

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Funny story: Fidel to judge on American Idol

Fidel to judge on American Idol

I have just been handed a communique stating that former generalissimo of Cuba, Fidel Castro, has accepted an invitation to be a judge on American Idol, next summer. The former antagoniser of Western states including USA has been recovering from a...

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Funny story: Kid Rock Criticizes Aerosmith's Steven Tyler For Becoming An American Idol Judge

Kid Rock Criticizes Aerosmith's Steven Tyler For Becoming An American Idol Judge

DETROIT - Kid Rock has remarked to a reporter for The Detroit Morning Manifold newspaper that he is surprised that Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler agreed to take the American Idol judge's slot vacated by Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell. Ki...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler Says That He Can Hardly Wait To Sit Next To His Sexy As Heck Fellow New American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez

Steven Tyler Says That He Can Hardly Wait To Sit Next To His Sexy As Heck Fellow New American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez

HOLLYWOOD - It is now finally official. Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez have signed their contracts and will join Randy "The Black Pitchy Dawg" Jackson as the second and third judges on the hit singing reality show American Idol. Tyler is of cours...

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Funny story: Interview With American Idol Winner

Interview With American Idol Winner

John Butugley is the latest winner on American Idol. Afflicted with a rare skin disease which causes warts all over his face, John has been shunned all his life. He was once referred to as 'The ugliest man on earth'. However, he has a fantastic singing voice. Ken: "So, John, if I may ask, what was it like growing being so, er, unattractive. John: Please, after you. Didn't I see you in a fu...

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