Alien technology experts fear reprisals against Earth from a newly-discovered "Super-Earth." The plant, GJ 1214b, is about three times larger than our planet but is the first such extra-solar body scientists have found with an atmosphere. Astro...
Americans were on pins and needles Thursday afternoon awaiting the much anticipated announcement by NASA regarding new sources of astrobiological life here on Earth. Many scientists believed that NASA would more than likely discuss the findings of a...
Really, totally, and unequivocally excited about their recent bacterium discovery in an arsenic pool in California, biologists and astrologers were quick to hypothesize the existence of life (in other forms) across the universe. Though most all li...
NASA announced on Twitter Wednesday that on Thursday, they would hold a press briefing on NASA TV and the internet on a new astrobiology discovery. While one can only speculate that they will actually show physical proof of aliens by either producing...
The aliens reported by hundreds of people in West Virginia near Huntington had the shape of humans only wrapped in something like toilet paper, reads a copy of WikiLeaks, released a few hours ago. However, as usual, the US government hushed up the...
The question of whither we are alone in the Universe has been answered. Governments across the globe have come forward to confirm the existence of extraterrestrial beings on our planet. The reason for this honesty is the aliens are leaving the pl...
The announcement that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be embarking on nuptials has left the whole world rejoicing the build up to another Royal wedding. However, shocking revelations have recently come to light that are difficult to even c...
It's the biggest news hitting this side of the Galaxy. Prince Willz is marrying a Vogon. The plucky British prince attracted Katie Muddletoon, from the planet Vogon, when he read out his poem "I like poems and helicopters" via his MooTube chann...
Illipio Eganospatic, chairman of the extraterrestrial aliens who landed on Planet Earth during the year of 1970, announced that they will have their 40th reunion in the Badlands of South Dakota on Christmas Day 2010. Alien Eganospatic, who touch...
BIRMINGHAM - A rougue planet named Glansokoln sent its battle forces to destroy a settlement of Earth. This broke the treaty signed by the entire universe to preserve Earth as a wildlife reserve, and not to disturb its going-ons. The forces decid...
For the second time this week a missile has been fired from the ocean and this definitely wasn't a plane say locals of Seaport, Maine! "They can call these things airplanes as much as they like, but this looked just like the one we saw on TV that...
Claims that Saturday's X Factor elimination was fixed were fuelled by a top alien expert last night. The show's host Dermot O'Leary has been reported to have said a plan was concocted during the ad break after Katie and Treyc had given their 'save...
PLANET EARTH, DELTA-SECTOR, 236th GALACTIC DISTRICT, MILKY WAY - The rest of the universe united against the Earth's depictions of extra-terrestrial life, today, At a press conference hosted on every single screen and audio device on Earth, in ev...
Plans to colonise Mars by sending volunteers with one way tickets are facing a major setback. Martians have issued a five star injunction stopping immigration to the Planet. 'First you call Mars a Red planet of Wars, then you want to invade withou...
Scientists have discovered the fossil of what seems to be a dolphin with a "balloon head", well they're not actually dolphins, they are aliens! This particular type of "alien dolphin" was let loose by an alien warship 2 million years ago passing b...
Dennis Kucinich, the 14 year Ohio Democratic Congressman who claims he has had more than one close encounter with Aliens, said his latest conference with intergalactic visitors was just last weekend during a camping trip! Kucinich who first repo...
An alien spaceship was spotted flying over the pristine blue skies of (no not the Bahamas or Dubai, Rooney spotting or even the Malideven) Rotherham, Yorkshire, UK! Two Yorkshire lads spotted the spaceship and immediately sent their photo's throug...
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