T. J. McCorkle, a leading writer for the web site, The Spoof resigned from the site today to join the Rick Santorum campaign. The site quoted from McCorkle's resignation letter; "It is with great regret that I must inform you I will no longer be...
In a satellite news conference from an unknown location, Adam & Eve held a press conference late this afternoon. The broadcast was deemed authentic by NASA. The world was startled as the broadcast was in all of the known languages. The picture was bright and clear as Adam spoke first. Adam: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!" It's time, however, for you to know and p...
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that Presidential candidate Rick Santorum opened his remarks to a large crowd of supporters yesterday by saying, "Boys rule!" The attendees were made up equally of men and women who looked to their husba...
Mitt Romney issued a statement today denying that he never said at a closed meeting of supporters that Rick Santorum dressed up in his mother's clothes when in high school. "What I said," stated Romney," was that I heard he dressed up in his moth...
A leaked memo from the Republican National Committee (RNC) states that one of the major platforms at the 2012 convention will be to make bedroom peeping the national pastime. "It is time to take our beliefs from word to deed," said a GOP spokesper...
Mitt Romney released a statement this morning that had politicians, the media, and the general public perplexed. The Associated Press is reporting that the comment came without provocation and the accompanying remarks appeared to be a new low in the...
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a leaked internal memo from Mitt Romney to his campaign staff instructs them to…"Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!" The saying is evidently an old saying from the men's clothi...
Mitt Romney started his final car tour of South Carolina today with New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie riding on the top of the car in a large cage! Asked to explain this bizarre decision, Romney stated, "Well, he was just too big to put in the back seat...
Sports Today Magazine published an editorial this morning that reads in part: Michelle booed by crowd at NASCAR who fart, belch, and scratch for an encore! "First of all, the editorial board of this magazine apologizes for what seems like very crude journalism. We did this on purpose. How else do you call out crude and indecent behavior? First of all, is NASCAR really a sport? There are ma...
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a video-cam of the inner workings of the special committee has been posted on YouTube and it has gone viral. The suspected culprit is a janitor who belongs to the SEIU. The union is denying any invo...
The GOP Tea Party dominated Congress has just approved legislation to make legal the sales of firearms to preschools and assisted living centers in the US. Congressman Eric Cantor issued a statement this morning praising the action: "It is time f...
Herman Cain attended an editorial board interview yesterday at the Milwaukee Journal. The interview was taped. It did not go well. One of the first questions from a board member was, "Mr. Cain, will you give us your views on Libya?" Cain expl...
Newt Gingrich was the first to speak last night at the GOP debate in South Carolina. Before taking his place at the podium he strode to the front of the stage and "gave the finger" to the moderators! Then he turned to the press corps, dropped his pan...
At last nights debate, the question of aid to Israel came sup. Rick Perry was the first to speak. Perry: "Israel, is that where the Jews are from?" The moderator confirmed this was true. Perry: "First of all, I don't think we should send aid to anybody!" The Tea Party crowd cheered. Perry: "Also, I don't think we should send aid to anybody who doesn't say who they are!" The crowd c...
In what is being described as the most unusual debate in history, Herman Cain, either by accident or design soiled himself last night as he excoriated the media in a diatribe that left nothing to the imagination. As he finished, he held his arms up i...
Herman Cain took the podium triumphantly at an announced press conference this morning. The room was filled with his Tea Party supporters. Cain stated: "For every NO, there were seven YESSES!" The crowd roared its approval. Cain: "Would you want...
The young blonde, blue eyed woman took the podium yesterday in a press conference to explain the circumstances surrounding the accusations of Herman Cain's sexual harassment charges. It didn't last long as she made her opening statement. She began: "...
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