The Met Office has issued an apology and retracted its long term forecast for the much heralded warm, dry summer, published earlier this year. The unprecedented move follows several weeks of persistently wet weather which has ruled out the possibi...
Accusations have been pointed at the British Met Office for inability to predict the weather now, never mind for tomorrow. Claims that predicting the weather is complicated are ridiculed by meteorologists from the rest of the world who quite often...
Britain was braced for a change in the weather earlier today. The weather has been warm and sunny. Now it is likely that it will rain. Gordon Broon hurried back to the UK from an important international summit. "The nation needs me in this hour of ne...
With the news that today will be the hottest day in the history of Great Britain, forecasters are running out of countries to compare our current temperatures with. Monday saw temperatures exceed that of Greece, while Tuesday saw them soar past the S...
Millions of Britons were left completely baffled by the appearance in the sky of a big bright, burning yellow thing, which most thought only existed in places they visited on holiday. Britons, scared of venturing outdoors without an overcoat and a...
Meteorologists, working in conjunction with pharmacologists, have stopped a tropical depression in the Atlantic Ocean before it could develop into a full blown hurricane. As a general rule, a tropical depression develops into a tropical storm, and t...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With Earth Day just around the corner, many California residents aren't just hugging trees - they're getting under them for some shade. In the wake of Sunday's unexpected bake, San Francisco and Los Angeles both set record highs...
Today, to most Floridians, would be a perfect beach, pool day. Sunny, warm & relaxing. But what most people don't know is that today is Frost-Bite Day. Frost-Bite Day is to be believed that when Jack Frost died on this day, April 19, that he put a spell on the water and the king of the sea, King Neptune that anyone that hoes or will be dwelt with water will have the curse of Freezing to d...
Here is today's BBC weather forecast, brought to you by the Corporation's multi-million pound computer graphics-run system, and lots of faceless men that wouldn't know their rain from their drizzle: 'At dawn the sun will rise, making temperatures increase, and will cause widespread thawing of frost and occasional mist, as always happens in March. This will be followed by widespread warmer air a...
Travis asked the question. Why does it always rain on me, they sang, in their plaintive Scottish lilt. Fair question. Why is it that it always seems to be pissing down with rain in Britain? Now, a research team of brainy boffins with nothing else...
Britain's weather continues to surprise and shock, with the Met Office tonight issuing further Severe Biblical Plague Warnings across the UK. Hard on the heels of the recent unprecedented blizzards and today's heavy rain, which has itself caused a...
Gordon Brown took time out of a Saturday morning Fifa '09 marathon today to publicly acknowledge the snow with regards to its work in making everyone forget about the recession. "We wish to thank the recent extended spat of extreme weather for i...
Snow is continuing to cause problems across the UK. The country, already shivering massively under a blanket of snow, is braced for more snow to fall on top of the snow already there. 'Don't go anywhere in cars' said all police forces on Friday ni...
In the midst of the worst weather for twenty years, the Middle England Water Board has announced that from next Friday a hosepipe ban will come into effect. The ban will cover most of Southern England and will be applied retrospectively, so that any...
Snowfall affected many areas of Great Britain again today, bringing roads to a standstill, and closing many schools across the country. Millions of bone idle workers decided to start the weekend early when trains and buses cancelled scheduled ser...
Most of the UK ground to a halt yesterday when a mild breeze caused gridlock on the transport system, forcing schools and businesses to shut. The Met Office says that it had issued a warning of a low to moderate breeze, but some sources say that c...
The British have a world reputation as being obsessed with the weather, and it's many vagaries around their fair isles. With the recent completely expected snowstorm, the BBC have decided to cash in on the obsession with a new twenty-four hour weathe...
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