Frost-bite day

Written by tsadmin

Monday, 20 April 2009

Today, to most Floridians, would be a perfect beach, pool day. Sunny, warm & relaxing. But what most people don't know is that today is Frost-Bite Day.

Frost-Bite Day is to be believed that when Jack Frost died on this day, April 19, that he put a spell on the water and the king of the sea, King Neptune that anyone that hoes or will be dwelt with water will have the curse of Freezing to death, or becoming Jack Frost due to karma at their death.

So if you are expecting to go swimming or just fiddle around in the water you better try to avoid it. It's a choice between death & death.


-Steve McCallay
News Channel 8
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