Go to the centre of Edinburgh after dark and you can see the women start to colonise the district. The grey suits that are everywhere during daylight hours give way to multi-coloured miniskirts as the time arrives for a different kind of product to be traded.
(New York) - More than 100 of New York's finest call girls are holding a 3-day fundraiser this weekend for presidential front runner, Hillary Clinton.
Today's headlines have been abuzz with news that chimpanzees will trade food for sex. But what the mainstream outlets don't mention...
Dutch prostitute, Maria Engels, won the golden ball at this years International Belching Championships held in Oslo, Norway.
VALENCIA, Spain (Defectated News) - After sixty-five years in the profession, there's plenty that Rosana Arbelo can teach the youngsters about being a whore. With such devotion to the job and customer satisfaction as a num...
US fundamentalist neocons say that their religion is a godsend, you can do whatever you want and god - they mean God, the capitalized long-haired, bearded white guy in the sky - will forgive you. You can't beat that with a neon Bible.
British sex workers have been told to get off the streets and into their neighbours homes, when the neighbours are out.
Ladies of the evening around the world have been expressing concern over the lack of "caring" their so-called Johns have been giving them.
Austin, TX - Thousands of angry prostitutes descended on the state capital building in Austin, Texas yesterday, decrying unfair competition and calling on legislators to enact stricter regulations on sexual activity in the state. Organizers chanted...
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vice President Dick Cheney has finally acknowledged that he has hired hookers in the past.
A Texas woman who sold her 15 year old daughter for $3000 has decided to open a franchise. Instead of using just one fast food outlet for the business, however, she is adopting five. "In these days of multi-branding, you see lot's of KFCs with...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush signed a bill allowing Republicans to have sex with prostitutes. This comes after Friday's resignation of Randall L. Tobias from the post of deputy secretary of state after confirmi...
Washington DC - Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the notorious owner of Deborah Jeane Palfrey's Escort Service, was forced to hand over her Washington DC client list to a Grand Jury this afternoon. The list contained not only the client list but the clien...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Friday the 13th proved to be an excellent day for Deborah Jeane Palfrey, a Washington woman accused of running a top-notch DC-wide prostitution racket, to begin name-dropping from her 10,000-stong client list.
Everything is getting quicker these days, fast food, instant messaging, speed dating, the list goes on.
AP-(Queens, New York) The Police front man Sting may be splitting his 2007 World Tour profits with ex-hooker Madeline "Mattie" Spandoza.
Buenos Aries- The proud Argentine nation may be best known for the Tango, Evita, beef and cheating soccer midgets.
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