Written by Skews Me

Friday, 15 June 2007

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Ladies of the evening around the world have been expressing concern over the lack of "caring" their so-called Johns have been giving them.

"In the old days, married men would nurture us while bopping our brains out," said Las Vegas prostitute Emerald Diamond. "But those days seem to be over and all they care about is getting their rocks off.

"Single men are even worse!"

In the business of providing sexual pleasures to paying customers, many so-called hoes have been complaining about the shabby service they receive for "servicing" horny clients.

"They're all just rabbits in heat these days," stressed Diamond.

"The men don't even care about our feelings anymore. They come and go without any regard for our sought after abilities," she said.

"It's like they don't even realize we train daily in our pleasuring skills."

Copyright © 2007, SkewsMe

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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