Prostitute Pensioner Claims Prize

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Monday, 20 August 2007

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Rosana Arbelo - Dirty Old Whore - Literally.

VALENCIA, Spain (Defectated News) - After sixty-five years in the profession, there's plenty that Rosana Arbelo can teach the youngsters about being a whore. With such devotion to the job and customer satisfaction as a number one priority, Rosana has been recognised for her hard work by the International Whore Club.

"We decided that Rosana should get the Lifetime Achievement Award for her services, especially for her fellatio skills", explained IWC spokeswhore Titanic Tina Tittivic. "Her blowjobs are legendary, even now at the ripe old age of 83, guys flock by the dozen for a piece of her. Who needs teeth?!" she added.

Rosana collected her trophy and cheque for 1000 euros and told the audience, "Thanks for that. Anyways, I'll be in the gents, third cubicle from the left for services. 100 Euros for a BJ, 200 for a fuck and 400 for an hour with me and my 70 year old cousin Maria."

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