Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Friday the 13th proved to be an excellent day for Deborah Jeane Palfrey, a Washington woman accused of running a top-notch DC-wide prostitution racket, to begin name-dropping from her 10,000-stong client list.
And the number one name in her little black book is Harlan K Ullman, a senior associate at the DC Center for Strategic and International Studies.
Ullman is credited by the Bush Administration's PR chief Karl Rove with constructing their signature Shock 'N' Awe strategy.
This called for a massive attack of precision spin doctoring to psychologically destroy US voters' perception of the Bush Administration as a psychopathic drug and arms running mobster cartel whose family businesses were founded on drive-by shootings, presidential assassinations, fraud, money-laundering, embezzlement, deployment of genocidal client dictators and promotion of risible Global Piss Process luminaries garnered from the fascist roots of the International Hellfire Club.
Palfrey had previously resisted revealing her client list until today.
"It's all in the timing," she told the press today.
"Ullman is just an appetiser from the hors d'oeuvres list. Plenty more for you to nibble on when you next feel peckish. And nothing compared to the main course I'll be servin' up for ya!"
Cover your ass, Governor Mitt Romney!
