Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was this morning convalescing after a terrifying evening spent watching The History Channel. Shuttlecock, not usually easily convinced by hysterical mumbo-jumbo had to hide behind the sofa after watching a TV show ab...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock had been enjoying a civilised afternoon get together with a couple of his writer friends when through his innate stupidity/lack of awareness, he became unwittingly involved in an untimely accident. With one of the fri...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today announced that he was too tired to fart, and that he couldn't guarantee his local Conservative Party candidate that he'd turn up at the polls on Thursday either. Blaming overwork, and a hectic rock 'n' roll life...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock had the shock of a lifetime waiting for him last night when he staggered in, exhausted from another extremely hard day at work. Long suffering wife Anne appeared to be unusually excited as she waved a letter at him, en...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today forced to consult his GP suffering from lassitude, brain fag, inertia, mild depression, melancholia, morbidity, blinding headaches, panic attacks, anxiety, blistered feet and acute diarrhoea. With some sligh...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was enjoying a quiet Easter weekend at home with long suffering wife Anne, and fooling about on the internet while she was road testing yet another bloody E-Bay purchase. (Never sells - only buys, a tat merchant's dream...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today revealed to long-suffering wife Anne that he had never actually seen his own head. The revelation came about as the culmination of a strange series of head and hair related coincidences. Early in the day, Shu...
After a hard day at work, local man Martin Shuttlecock had just settled into his favourite armchair with a nice cup of tea and a packet of pre-dinner chocolate digestive biscuits. Shuttlecock had been looking forward to watching the latest edition...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock was this morning relaxing in bed with a nice cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits following a heart stopping visit to his local all-night supermarket, accompanied by long suffering wife, Anne. Shuttlecock, not usuall...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock, could barely contain his excitement when wife Anne returned from her customary Saturday shopping extravaganza to announce that she had brought him back a special treat. After helping to unload the family car of myriad...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock has gone into hiding again, according to his long suffering wife Anne. Shuttlecock has a history of going into hiding for no apparent reason, and it's all proving to be quite a trial for his wife. The first time Shuttl...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock was left in tatters today, his nerves in shreds following wife Anne's attempt to reduce the family's carbon footprint by buying a whistling kettle from an internet auction site. The whistling kettle, which reduces ener...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock today narrowly averted making a complete and utter arse of himself on Valentine's Day thanks to an eagle eyed mate of his who'd popped round for a cup of tea on his way to the shops for a paper and a bottle of milk. Sh...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was delighted to find an antique artefact packed in a cardboard box in the back of a little used cupboard in his house. Initially, Shuttlecock thought that the box contained Christmas decorations, but as he moved it, the weight suggested otherwise. With curiosity getting the better of him, Shuttlecock opened the box, and much to his surprise discovered that the box...
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