The Senate announced today that it passed a bipartisan Election Reform Bill with unanimous support. The new bill rules that the five biggest international media corporations will replace the fifty states in the electoral college which selects the Un...
Heads up, animal lovers, you finally have a presidential candidate you can whole heartedly support. Unfortunately, Trevor the Turtle has entered the 2000 presidential race.
With victory resounding across Great Britain today the Spoilt Ballot Paper Party ( SBP)claimed that the winds of change are sweeping over Britain. " This is a victory for the disconsolate, the undecided and the medically insane!" crowed SB...
Today the new and innovative 'vote online' concept for the Scottish Election has had politicians in a worry.
Record levels of voters turned out yesterday, as seats in the Scottish Parliament, the Welsh Assembly and most local authorities outside London were being hotly contested in what had been dubbed
In a shock move the Governmnent today announced that Birmingham will not be allowed to vote in the forthcoming local elections. A question mark is also hanging over whether Birmingham and the West Midlands will be allowed to vote in General Elections...
Worldwide Animal Rights campaigners have been granted permission to let a Turkey run for President in the 2008 Election.
Washington, D.C. - At a Presidential press conference today, Bush announced to confused reporters that he will run for re-election. When one reporter asked the President if he couldn't count to two, Bush laughed and then had that reporter beaten...
Even though she isn't officially running for election in 2008 yet, Hillary Clinton is already locking in votes from a key group of voters. Her target audience? Feminists.
Senator John Edwards announced that his wife is dying of incurable bone cancer that was thought to be in remission. In an interview televised on Sixty Minutes, he told Katie Couric that he will stay on the campaign trail and not drop out of the race...
The Neo-Con's that run the world sent W, now being called Prez Ringer because of 2 stolen elections, to study abroad. Bush, in total shock that people actually live south of Texas, found that unlike in his own country, the Latinos tolerated him.
Actor Fred Dalton Thompson, more famous recently as a member of the United States Senate and the District Attorney on the Law and Order television series, announced today that he will join the race for the Republican Presidential Nomination in 2008.
Paris - Yesterday, in a major speech setting out his radical vision for a new France, nouveau Thatcherite plastic Blair model, Nicolas Sarkozy told a delirious crowd of sycophantic Parisians of his second hand, slightly used vision for the country.
Perma-tanned wide boy, Robert Kilroy-Silk, has made astonishing claims today, suggesting that the mirrors in some clothes stores are of the distorting kind; designed to make people appear thinner when trying on potential new purchases.
WASHINGTON, DC - Still smarting from last month's midterm rebuke, the Republican National Committee has introduced a new campaign it hopes will suppress voter turnout in the future. Entitled, "You're Busy, Why Bother?," the multili...
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a Borat! Having taken the American box office by storm, the Kazakh journalist may now attempt to do the same with the White House in 2008. One of his associates reports that Borat told him he's puttin...
In an unprecedented move, all Democratic candidates have conceded the election to their respective opponents. Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean announced the collective concession this morning. Initially believed to be an elaborate Halloween prank, it was quickly determined by mid-morning that all Democratic candidates had indeed thrown in the towel.
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