Its official: the children of wealthy folk are incredibly stupid and ignorant. So say statisticians at Cambridge University, England who have concluded a five-year study into the intelligence of the spawn of rich bastards
The poor state of English, maths, history, geography, science, French and everything else taught in state schools, is being blamed on the 6-fold rise in the employment of unqualified teachers in schools to almost 17,000.
Four-year-old only-child Nicholas Fortworth (not his real name due to his status as a minor) has shocked the international Childhood Talented and Gifted community by slacking off. It seems he has opted to intake Bob the Builder and Thomas the Tank E...
After a recent survey indicated that 87 percent of American kids don't like to read, parents and teachers have been struggling to find good reading material for them. "They just don't care about reading. They'd rather play their vide...
Democracy finally prevails taking down the American dream of a Republic. They started the democratic revolution in the schools by requiring all children attend public education. They required taxes from all citizens to provide this education, your child or not, and in exchange the student learned what the government felt important. They even came up with standardized tests and then started givi...
Imams, rabbis and priests should be allowed to offer religious instruction to pupils in all state schools, teachers' leaders have said. Speaking on behalf of the union Ron Cake explained that the move would promote community cohesion in modern B...
Schools Minister Jim Knight has caused controversy after remarks he made suggesting that class sizes of up to 5000 were perfectly acceptable. Mr Knight explained that due to slim lining of the RAF to meet current defense requirements a number of for...
Sacramento, California - A three-judge panel from the 2nd District Court of Appeals made it illegal on February 28 for any parent to home school their child, unless they have a teaching or tutor credential. Upon hearing the ruling, school districts o...
A recent study found that people over the age of 30 have better memories than younger adults schooled in public and private education.
McDonalds, the fast food machine, has reacted angrily to criticism of its plan to offer qualifications to members of staff, saying that any qualifications awarded will only be valid in other participating branches of its outlets. Critics launched...
Education and sanity both took a serious blow today as McDonalds announced not only an A-Level qualification but also new colleges to facilitate the new McStudents.
In a new twist to the debate on post sixteen education, students are to have diplomas and certificates delivered to their homes.
On September 14, 1930, Allan Bloom was born in Indianapolis, Indiana. Known for his Platonic and Socratic philosophies, Bloom was a famed American philosopher when he died in 1992. Bloom, strongly influenced by philosophers of the likes of Friedrich Nietzsche and Jean-Jacques Rousseau, is most widely known for his criticism of the American higher education system in his bestselling book, The Closi...
The US Government has announced that it will adopt English as its national language. English will be taught at schools. The business of government will be conducted in English. Even Hollywood
A recent development has sprung from the news that Cauliflower is now the least well educated of the vegetable family.
Research out today that the cauliflowers in Britain's schools are receiving the worst education ever, with exam results last year showing an average cauliflower IQ of 0. But what is to be done about this appalling state of affairs I spoke to the...
Though many U.S. illegal immigrants from Mexico have little or no formal education does that mean they are stupid?...
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